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    Smile great science

    HI!!
    Let us catch the lion by some scientific
    laws set
    by
    some great scientists!(ENJOY!)

    How To Catch A Lion :->

    1. Newton's Method:

    Let, the lion catch you. For every action
    there is
    an
    equal and
    opposite
    reaction. This implies you have caught the
    lion
    (Assuming that you're
    alive).

    > >>> > >
    > >>> > > 2. Einstein Method:
    > >>> > >
    > >>> > > Run in the direction opposite to that of the
    > lion.
    > >>> > > Due
    > >>> > > to higher
    > >>> > > relative
    > >>> > > velocity, the lion will also run faster and
    > will
    > >>> > get
    > >>> > > tired soon. Now
    > >>> > > you can
    > >>> > > trap it easily.
    > >>> > >
    > >>> > >
    > >>> > > 3. Schrodinger Method:
    > >>> > >
    > >>> > > At any given moment, there is a positive
    > >>> > probability
    > >>> > > that the lion
    > >>> > > should be
    > >>> > > in the cage. So set the trap, sit down and
    > wait.
    > >>> > >
    > >>> > > 4. Inverse Transformation Method:
    > >>> > >
    > >>> > > We place a spherical cage in the forest and
    > enter
    > >>> > > it.
    > >>> > > Perform an
    > >>> > > inverse
    > >>> > > transformation with respect to lion Lion's
    > in and
    > >>> > we
    > >>> > > are out!
    > >>> > >
    > >>> > >
    > >>> > > 5. Thermodynamic Procedure:
    > >>> > >
    > >>> > > We construct a semi-permeable membrane which
    > >>> > allows
    > >>> > > every thing to pass
    > >>> > > in
    > >>> > > it except the lions. Then sweep the entire
    > forest
    > >>> > > with
    > >>> > > it.
    > >>> > >
    > >>> > >
    > >>> > > 6. Integration Differentiation Method:
    > >>> > >
    > >>> > > Integrate the forest over the entire the
    > area. The
    > >>> > > lion is somewhere in
    > >>> > > the
    > >>> > > result. So differentiate the result
    > PARTIALLY
    > >>> > w.r.t.
    > >>> > > the lion to trace
    > >>> > > out
    > >>> > > the lion.
    > >>> > >
    > >>> > >
    > >>> > > 7. Bohr Method:
    > >>> > >
    > >>> > > Find a lioness. The lion would be rotating
    > around
    > >>> > > her
    > >>> > > in circular
    > >>> > > paths, and
    > >>> > > eventually would decrease the radius between
    > him
    > >>> > and
    > >>> > > his nucleus.
    > >>> > >
    > >>> > >
    > >>> > > 8. The Sardar's Method:
    > >>> > >
    Tie down a goat with a tree, and wait on the
    tree
    > >>> > > for
    > >>> > > the lion. Hurrah!
    > >>> > > Here
    > >>> > > comes the lion. Now as you have found it,
    > get down
    > >>> > > and
    > >>> > > run with your
    > >>> > > goat to
    > >>> > > save it, before the lion uselessly kills it,
    > so
    > >>> > that
    > >>> > > you could use it
    > >>> > > next
    > >>> > > time
    > >>> > > ~Chiatanya~
    > >>> > >
    > >>> > >
    Sometimes realitys are dreams we cannot live in.... (as my bst fren says) [/shadow]

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    dear god man if you insist on spaming the ****ing forums with this crap could you at least take the time to remove the >> to at least make it look like you didnt just copy and paste it from you e-mail inbox. or better yet just quit posting it

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    please don't just copy and paste, I didn't read it because the format was really bad.

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    That's ok, so was the joke.

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    the joke was good except for those "> >>> > >". it realy take away the fun

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    I enjoyed the joke.

    BTW, for all the newbies out there, there is an easy way to remove the >> things from a document, just open it in wordpad or something and do a find/replace. Find the > and replace them with nothing. It makes it look nice. And there is nothing wrong with a cut and paste assuming it is both tastefull and relevant.
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    thanks 4 those who liked it
    i just wanna shared
    Sometimes realitys are dreams we cannot live in.... (as my bst fren says) [/shadow]

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    enjoyed it lol
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    good one
    Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats. ~Voltaire

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