HotOrNot Humor

[stv6669]

Its amazing the funny things you can say about peoples apperance and how they describe who they are and what they want.. a friend of mine felt the need to do this.. so heres the results.



http://pix2.hotornot.com/pics/HQ/KS/...RQHSOSCBWE.jpg
I swear I used to be a pole dancer.

http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=KUSQRRA
If you're looking to share life's adventures you'd better make it quick, you're not getting any younger, even though your bleached hair makes you think that.


http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=KUSZNMA
How much did it cost you to get that girl to kiss you on the cheek? You've sure got a big wish-list for an ugly bitch.


http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8HMGUA
This pose makes me look like I'm thinking.


http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8HUOZA
"She should be treated nice" - AHAH, maybe it's because the pimp's can't tell her apart from their hoes that she's always being beaten?


http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8KRKLB
"I like sitting by a romantic fire" - Looks like you've been sitting IN the fire lady.


http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8KRAQG
That's funny, I don't see "shaggers knots" in your interests !_!


http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8KRAZO
Looking like that, wearing that shirt, holding that baby - honey you've got to stop being so picky and take what you can get.


http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8KUBZB
Wearing a leather jacket at your age is cool, REALLY!!


http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8K8EYS
Act your age, trollop.


http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8KEGLB
I'm sure that look worked for you in highschool.


http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8NMOUS
That's ... disturbing. Any more old women in bra's and I'm going to puke.


http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8NYBUN
Maybe you should have cleaned your teeth before taking a pic hun.


http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8NSO8O
*ditzy blonde squeels* I .. just ... feel... pixelated!


http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8NSO8B
"Pleasingly plump"? Don't try and sweeten the fact that you're a big fat whore. I'm sure that pose will bring all the men running. You've got the lift part down, now separate.


http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=KYORRUB
The only Dee Dee's I know are stupid bimbo sluts, so don't think you're getting out of this one.


http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=KYORSLB
Great way to introduce yourself, tramp.


http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=KYOUKUB
Just when I thought the chinks had outdone themselves, along comes Okiwanna (name might differ from profile). Lets push up our clevage as far as we can to make it look like we have some titties, then tell everyone we've got a boyfriend and aren't interested anyway.


http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=KYOUOYB
"and am a sucker for a cute dog" - is he only interested in the sucking, or did you take it to 3rd base yet? P.S Don't listen to what they say, Melanoma is in fashion this year.


http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=KYOUSUB
Wanna cyber? Your complete lack of self-confidence makes me think you do. "School" is in your interests? It doesn't seem like you've done a day of school in your life, I can spot 12 mistakes in your 31 (excluding name) word sentence, and that isn't even counting your blatant disregard for grammar. I can help you with this one though. School + diet = success!


http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=KYO8OYB
You've got more gum than the Wriggley's Chewing Gum Factory.

http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=KYO8OUS
Beggers can't be choosers hun.

Written by: tash (natasha)

[moxnix]

OK....fair is fair. Where is your photo, and your friends photo?

[scriptkiddie18]

damn school network wont let me see the hotornot sites...i wll check those out at home....i hope its good
btw: didnt i post the hotornot site before in GCC...i just dont remember if i posted my picture which is pretty bad....i need to re-new