February 10th, 2004, 05:29 PM
In the rest room an accountant, a lawyer and a cowboy were standing
side-by-side using the urinal.
The accountant finished, zipped up and started washing and literally
scrubbing his hands... clear up to his elbows.... he used about 20 paper
towels before he finished.
He turned to the other two men and commented, "I graduated from the
University of Michigan, we were taught to be clean."
The lawyer finished, zipped up and quickly wet the tips of his fingers,
grabbed one paper towel and commented, "I graduated from USC California
and they taught us to be environmentally conscious."
The cowboy zipped up and as he was walking out the door said, "I
graduated from the University of Wyoming and they taught us not to pee
on our hands.