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    Funny

    This could most likely go in Tech Humor, but Cosmos could use some humor. Especially since it's cummunity is fairly diverse.....

    My side is splittin'.

    On a chain of beautiful deserted islands in the middle
    of nowhere, the following people are stranded:

    Two Italian men and one Italian woman.
    Two French men and one French woman
    Two German men and one German woman
    Two Greek men and one Greek woman
    Two English men and one English woman
    Two Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian woman
    Two Japanese men and one Japanese woman
    Two Chinese men and one Chinese woman
    Two Irish men and one Irish woman
    Two American men and one American woman

    One month later, on these absolutely stunning
    deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following things have
    occurred:

    One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the
    Italian woman.

    The two French men and the French woman are living
    happily together in a mnage a trios.

    The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of
    alternating visits with the German woman.

    The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and
    the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.

    The two English men are waiting for someone to
    introduce them to the English woman.

    The two Bulgarian men took one look at the Bulgarian
    woman and started swimming to another island.

    The two Japanese have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting
    instructions.

    The two Chinese have open a convenience store,
    restaurant, laundry, and have gotten the woman pregnant in order to
    supply employees for their store.

    The two Irish men divided the island into North and
    South and set up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in
    the picture because it gets somewhat foggy after a few liters of coconut
    whiskey. However, they're satisfied because the English
    aren't having any fun.

    The two American men are contemplating suicide,
    because the American woman will not shut up and complains
    relentlessly about her body,the true nature of feminism, what the sun is
    doing to her skin, how she can do anything they can do, the necessity of
    fulfillment, the equal division of household chores, how sand and palm
    trees make her look fat, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion
    and treated her nicer than they do, and how her relationship with her
    mother is the root cause of all her problems, and why didn't they bring a
    damn cell phone so they could call 911 and get them all rescued off this
    Godforsaken deserted island in the middle of freaking nowhere so she can
    get her nails done and go shopping...
    source- e-mail spam from friends...

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    I dunno.. I ain't greek but I think labeling like that, they would find offensive.

    the rest of it's funny 'tho

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    Yeah, I suppose anyone could take offense at those items. I was looking at it light heartedly though. If anymore are offended I'll hid it and put a disclaimer on it.

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    Yeah you better do that. I didnt find it offensive but some people do, they it seems it's like this.

    The Italians are the Mafia.
    The French are bi-sexual.
    The germans are, well.
    The Greeks are gay.
    The English are shy.
    Bulgarian woman are ugly.
    The japanse are geeks.
    Chinese use child labor.
    The Irish are alcoholics. (Ok i give you that one, they are(Ennis...etc..))
    The Americans woman are Bitchy.
    The two American men are contemplating suicide,
    because the American woman will not shut up and complains
    relentlessly about her body,the true nature of feminism, what the sun is
    doing to her skin, how she can do anything they can do, the necessity of
    fulfillment, the equal division of household chores, how sand and palm
    trees make her look fat, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion
    and treated her nicer than they do, and how her relationship with her
    mother is the root cause of all her problems, and why didn't they bring a
    damn cell phone so they could call 911 and get them all rescued off this
    Godforsaken deserted island in the middle of freaking nowhere so she can
    get her nails done and go shopping...
    And the above quote is just hillerious.

    Good joke after all.

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    Thumbs up

    There's nothing more pretty then a Korean girl.. Just my opinion.

    P.S. I still would like to know where Jennie R******* is ??
    Also where is Ruff Ridder??
    \"SI JE PUIS\"

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    ok a bit of modification and wolla we have one more community in it

    A. 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
    B. 2 French men and 1 French woman
    C. 2 German men and 1 German woman
    D. 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
    E. 2 Polish men and 1 Polish woman
    F. 2 Mexican men and 1 Mexican woman
    G. 2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman
    H. 2 American men and 1 American woman
    I. 2 Indian men and 1 Indian woman

    One month later, on various parts of the island, the following was
    observed:

    A.One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.

    B.The two French men and the French woman are living happily
    together.

    C.The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they
    alternate with the German woman.

    D.The two Greek men are sleeping together, and the Greek woman is
    cooking & cleaning for them.

    E.The two Polish men took a long look at the endless ocean and a long
    look at the Polish woman, and they started swimming.

    F.The two Mexican men are talking to all the other men on the island
    trying to sell them the Mexican woman.

    G.The two Irish men began by dividing up their part of the island into
    Northern & Southern parts, and by setting up a distillery. They do not
    remember the Irish woman because it gets sort of foggy after the first
    few liters of coconut whiskey; but at least the English are not getting
    any.

    H.The two American men are contemplating suicide. The American woman
    is bitching about her body being her own, the true nature of feminism, how
    she can do everything that they can do, about the necessity of fulfillment,
    the equal division of the household chores, how her last boyfriend
    respected
    her opinion and treated her much better, and how her relationship with her
    mother is improving.

    I.The 2 Indian men are still waiting for someone to introduce them to
    the Indian woman.

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    WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE IRISH ARE ALOC.. ALCOHO...alcoholics. Damn you just made me spill my pint!
    \"America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.\"
    \"The reason we are so pleased to find other people\'s secrets is that it distracts public attention from our own.\"
    Oscar Wilde(1854-1900)

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    i think thats preety funny lol
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