April 13th, 2004, 04:10 PM
A Young man was showing off his new sports car to his Girlfriend. "If i do 150km/h will you take off all your clothes? he smirked.
"Yes," said the adventurous girlfriend. So the young man got up to 150km/h and she peeled of all her clothes. But, unable to keep his eyes on the road, the car skidded onto the gravel and flipped.
The naked girl was thrown clear but the young driver was trapped between the seat and the steering wheel. "GO get help," he cried.
"But i can't," replied the Girlfriend, "i'm naked and all my clothes are gone!"
"Take my shoe and cover yourself," he said, handing her his shoe.
Holding the shoe over her private parts, the girl ran down the road until she came to a service station, where she pleaded with the service station worker, "Please help, my Boyfriend's stuck".
The man took one look at the shoe and said, "There's nothing i can do, he's in too far!"
April 14th, 2004, 04:03 AM