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    They call me the Hunted foxyloxley's Avatar
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    Have you ever wondered about those people who
    say they are giving more than 100%?

    We have all been to those meetings where
    someone wants over 100%.

    How about achieving 103%? Here's a little
    math that might prove helpful.

    What makes life 100%?

    If: Alphabetical letters are represented by
    their numerical sequence:

    AB C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19

    T U V W X Y Z
    20 21 22 23 24 25 26

    Then,

    H A R D W O R K
    11 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%


    K N O W L E D G E
    11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

    But,

    A T T I T U D E
    1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

    And,

    B U L L S H I T
    2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

    So, it stands to reason that hard work and
    knowledge will get you close,
    attitude will get you there, but bullshit
    will put you over the top.
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    lol thanks for the advice but what happens if you do both..bullshit and attitude? that'll be 203%
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    I agree this one is good!
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