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    Can cold water clean dishes?

    A man went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded rural
    area of the state he lived in. After spending the night, his grandfather
    prepared breakfast for him consisting of eggs and bacon.
    He noticed a film -- like substance on his plate and he questioned
    his grandfather...."are these plates clean?"
    His grandfather replied, "Those plates are as clean as cold water
    can get them, so go on and finish your meal".
    That afternoon, while eating the hamburgers his grandfather made for
    lunch, he noticed tiny specks around the edge of his plate, and a substance
    that looked like dried egg yokes..... so he ask again, "Are you sure these
    plates are clean"?
    Without looking up from his hamburger, the grandfather says, "I told
    you before; those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them. Now
    don't ask me about it anymore!"
    Later that afternoon, he was on his way out to get dinner in a
    nearby town.
    As he was leaving, his grandfather's dog started to growl and
    wouldn't let him pass so he said,
    "Grandfather, your dog won't let me out."
    Without diverting his attention from the football game he was
    watching on TV his grandfather shouted, .
    "COLDWATER, Go lay down!

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    LOL nice..except if the name of the dog (coldwater) wouldn't have been in CAPS it would be better because when I saw that I already knew what was going to happen. :-/
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    My girlfriend's dog has this same ability to convert any plate into a clean plate, however no residual film-like substances have been noticed.
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