grhw73: i have a question for you
grhw73: i don't know if you could help me or not
grhw73: i need to get into someone's email. do you know how to hack?
spaztic: Yeah, that's easy
spaztic: Okay, first you need to get Winamp. Do you have winamp?
spaztic: Alright, you also need Solitaire. Have that?
grhw73: what do those have to do with hacking into someone's email
spaztic: Just listen
spaztic: Run Solitaire and try to win a game. If you win the game, open Winamp and press Ctrl+L.
spaztic: A box should appear and you should type an address. Let me get it for you...
grhw73: get what?
spaztic: The address
grhw73: email address?
spaztic: No, a different address.
spaztic: The e-mail comes later
grhw73: got it. sorry.
spaztic: Type in http://www.spiffyjuice.com/pikz/You%20Suck%20Final.mp3
and press Okay. Don't type in this address before you get into winamp.
grhw73: i'm working on winning a game of solitaire
grhw73: can it be any way to play solitaire
grhw73: or doe sit have to be a certain way
spaztic: Alright, listen to what happens, then get up and make yourself a sandwich.
spaztic: You can use 1 card draw if you want
spaztic: Do you have a microphone?
spaztic: Damn. Hmm
spaztic: Okay, after you listen to what winamp plays, go to Start > Run and type in regedit
spaztic: A new window will open with a bunch of information
spaztic: Double click "HKEY_CURRENT_USER" and go to Display > Settings
grhw73: this won't like crash my computer wil it?
spaztic: Of course not
grhw73: are you sure?
spaztic: Yeah, I do this every Saturday
grhw73: to who?
spaztic: You know, random people, to steal their credit card information and make them download gay porn and whatnot.
grhw73: are you serious?
spaztic: Would I lie?
spaztic: Good point
grhw73: so are you serious or no?
spaztic: Okay, then opening up Internet Explorer and type in http://www.omgwtf.com
spaztic: Just try it and you'll see
spaztic: After that, go to the website of the person you want to hack.
grhw73: they don't have a website
grhw73: it's just their email address
spaztic: Do they use an web address to check their email? Or like Outlook or something?
grhw73: ummm no it's aol'
spaztic: In that case, you'd better fetch some bacon for that sandwich
grhw73: is it harder to hack into aol?
spaztic: Well, it's a different process
grhw73: oh so I won a game of Solitaire for nothing?
spaztic: I'm afraid so
grhw73: oh well.
grhw73: so how does the aol thing work
spaztic: Okay, you can get into an aol account from http://www.aol.com
I'm pretty sure.
grhw73: how so?
grhw73: I've tried hitting the Forgotten password link
spaztic: Open it up, I'm pretty sure
grhw73: and all it says is to put in your screen name and it emails it to you
spaztic: Type in their name and password and click Okay and you should be able to get in.
grhw73: I don't have their password
grhw73: I'm trying to get it
spaztic: You don't have their password?
spaztic: Man, what kind of hacker are you
grhw73: a beginner
spaztic: You might as well call them up and ask them for it
grhw73: no I doubt that would work
grhw73: so there's no way to get it?
spaztic: You might try bribing them with a toaster or some type of bird
grhw73: I doubt it
spaztic: As far as anything else goes, AOL is fairly inpenetrable
grhw73: what about like a college online account
grhw73: such as owens community college
grhw73: are those easy
spaztic: Owens, nice.
grhw73: nice as in easy or nice as in something else?
spaztic: Nice as in who are you?
grhw73: who am I? who are you?
grhw73: I just picked someone random
spaztic: You IMed me asking me how to hack into Owens? It seems like quite a coincidence to me
grhw73: what do you mean?
spaztic: I live fairly close to owens
grhw73: I don't know anything about you
grhw73: oh, I had no idea.. i swear
spaztic: It's not like I go there..
spaztic: I just thought you might be someone I already know
grhw73: no I doubt it
spaztic: Trying to PLAY ME cracka
grhw73: I'm not from around here
grhw73: i know someone who goes there
spaztic: "Around here?"
grhw73: around here
spaztic: In any case, close solitaire and winamp and throw away that sandwich
grhw73: Already did that
spaztic: Go to Start > Run and type telnet.exe
spaztic: Have you done that?
spaztic: Okay, what do you see?
grhw73: a black screen
grhw73: like a DOS thing
grhw73: welcome to microsoft telnet client
spaztic: Good, just making sure
spaztic: type this:
spaztic: open http://www.owens.edu
spaztic: Have you?
grhw73: it says Connect failed
grhw73: on port 80
spaztic: try changing 80 to 21 or 23
grhw73: is there a space between the .edu and the 80
grhw73: or 21 or 23
grhw73: then none of them work
spaztic: That's really weird
grhw73: I am typing:
spaztic: I don't know what to tell you. Do you have a firewall or proxy set up?
grhw73: open http://www.owens.edu
grhw73: I don't know
grhw73: how do I check that
spaztic: That's correct as far as I know
spaztic: You probably don't
grhw73: I'm on a cable modem... does that have anything to do with it
spaztic: Is your computer hooked directly to the cable modem or are you on a network?
grhw73: no, I'm hooked directly to the modem
grhw73: I used to be on a network though
spaztic: Alright, then you're fine
grhw73: but I've recently moved
spaztic: Moved to a new house?
spaztic: What color are the walls?
grhw73: a light tannish brown
spaztic: Okay, then you definetly don't have a firewall
grhw73: so what do i do now? nothing?
spaztic: Hmm. Close down telnet and go back to start > run and type command.com
spaztic: That opens up dos
grhw73: OK I see another DOS screen
spaztic: Type cd\
spaztic: then type:
spaztic: net send 127.0.0.1 Testing
grhw73: does it take a minute for it to do something
spaztic: It shouldn't take more than a couple seconds. Did you get a message?
grhw73: because it hasn't done anything
spaztic: Did it say bad command or file name or anything?
grhw73: here's what I got
grhw73: An error occurred while sending a message to 127.0.0.1. The message alias could not be found on the network. More help is available by typing NET HELPMSG 2273
spaztic: Wow, that's suprising
spaztic: 127.0.0.1 is yourself, it's weird that you don't exist. Are you sure you're not some kind of bot?
spaztic: I know karate.
grhw73: no, I don't think so
spaztic: You don't think I know karate?
grhw73: I don't think I'm some kind of bot
spaztic: If you say so, sir
spaztic: owens.edu's IP address is 126.96.36.199
spaztic: Go back into dos and type:
spaztic: net send 188.8.131.52 UN PW
spaztic: Tell me if it says it sent correctly.
grhw73: trying it now
grhw73: were you serious about hacking in to get peoples credit cards and buying gay porn?
grhw73: it said the same thing again
grhw73: an error occurred
spaztic: The gay porn thing was only on someone I really disliked
grhw73: oooo, tell me more!
grhw73: should I try typing that NETHELPMSG 2273 thing?
spaztic: Well, one time in 1st grade he stepped on my foot and dirtied my shoelace, and exactly 10 years later the Packers won the superbowl.
spaztic: No, don't bother
grhw73: anything else I can try?
spaztic: I don't think so, except look out for the cops
spaztic: They can intercept net send requests but usually it's no big deal.
grhw73: got it
spaztic: Cause there's so much traffic
spaztic: So who are you trying to HAX0r
grhw73: oh, just somebody who really betrayed me. i want to know what they said about me to someone else
spaztic: Neat. You should send that in to as the world turns or something