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    Super Moderator: GMT Zone nihil's Avatar
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    How "professional" are you?

    The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and tells whether you are
    qualified to be a "professional". Scroll down for each answer.
    The questions are not difficult.

    1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?


    The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close
    the door.

    This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly
    complicated way.


    2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?



    Wrong Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the
    refrigerator.

    Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the
    elephant and close the door.

    This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your actions.

    3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend
    except one. Which animal does not attend?


    Correct Answer: The Elephant. The Elephant is in the refrigerator.

    This tests your memory. OK, even if you did not answer the first three
    questions, correctly, you still have one more chance to show your abilities.



    4. There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by crocodiles. How
    do you manage it?



    Correct Answer: You swim across. All the Crocodiles are attending the Animal
    Meeting

    This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

    According to Andersen Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals
    they tested got all questions wrong. But many preschoolers got several
    correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the
    theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old
    If you cannot do someone any good: don't do them any harm....
    As long as you did this to one of these, the least of my little ones............you did it unto Me.
    What profiteth a man if he gains the entire World at the expense of his immortal soul?

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    I've heard this one MANY time's (still funny) but I never heard that end part:

    According to Andersen Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals
    they tested got all questions wrong. But many preschoolers got several
    correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the
    theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old
    That's quite funny too Good job nihil
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    based on that - I'm very professional
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    nihil,

    So ah, what's it mean if I only got 50% of them right (only work half days?)....

    That's definetly funny though!

    cheers
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    Good jokes. Ha ha haha. It's just likes the jokes in high school. Unfortunetly the kids who said these jokes had about a million up their sleeves and they got really annoying in 3 seconds. But keep it up!
    JP

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