June 4th, 2004, 01:45 PM
Nag, nag, nag
Not really tech humor but it gave me a laugh.
An attorney returned home late one evening after a very taxing day trying to get a stay of execution for a client, named Wilbur Wright, who was due to be hanged for murder at midnight. His last minute plea for clemency to the state governor had failed and he was feeling tired and depressed. As soon as he got through the door his wife started on about, "What time of night do you call this? Where the heck have you been?" Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he went and poured himself a very large whisky and headed off to the bathroom for a long hot soak - pursued by his wife's sarcastic remarks.
While he was in the bath the phone rang, which the wife answered - to be told that her husband's client had been granted his stay of execution after all. Realizing what a day he must have had, she relented a little and went upstairs to give him the good news. As she opened the bathroom door she was greeted by the sight of her husband's rear view as he bent naked over the bath cleaning the tub. "They're not hanging Wright tonight," she said, at which the attorney whirled round and screamed hysterically, "For crying out loud woman, don't you ever stop?"
June 4th, 2004, 01:53 PM
Now I have to figure out what to tell my co-workers when they ask why I'm LOL.
That's Officer 11001001 to you...
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sometimes my computer goes down on me
June 4th, 2004, 10:00 PM
Now that joke will work just fine at work. We have a couple of real characters that are always telling jokes and stories of this type, so time to give it back. Thanks Swizeguy
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June 24th, 2004, 05:49 AM
good laugh...had to read the punchline twice..the second time around I caught it
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