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    Post Office Definitions

    BLAMESTORMING: Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.

    SEAGULL MANAGER: A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves.

    ASSMOSIS: The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard.

    SALMON DAY: The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream, only to get screwed and die in the end.

    CUBE FARM: An office filled with cubicles.

    PRAIRIE DOGGING: When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on.

    MOUSE POTATO: The on-line, wired generation's answer to the couch potato.

    OHNOSECOND: That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake.

    CROP DUSTING: Surreptitiously farting while passing through a Cube Farm.
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    CROP DUSTING: Surreptitiously farting while passing through a Cube Farm.
    Done that a few times when i was a Pen Pusher some time back, it certainly is even more fun when you've deliberatly eaten Baked Beans earlier that morning...

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