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    Old Fart
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    What's your name?

    This makes post #1301 (12 posts away from the munsters address) w00t!, got this in my email @ home and thought I'd share the fun.....

    The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants. And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

    Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
    a = poopsie
    b = lumpy
    c = buttercup
    d = gadget
    e = crusty
    f = greasy
    g = fluffy
    h = cheeseball
    i= chim-chim
    j = stinky
    k = flunky
    l = boobie
    m = pinky
    n = zippy
    o = goober
    p = doofus
    q = slimy
    r = loopy
    s = snotty
    t = tootie
    u = dorkey
    v = squeezit
    w = oprah
    x = skipper
    y = dinky
    z = zsa-zsa
    Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
    a = apple
    b = toilet
    c = giggle
    d = burger
    e = girdle
    f = barf
    g = lizard
    h = waffle
    i= cootie
    j = monkey
    k = potty
    l = liver
    m = banana
    n = rhino
    o = bubble
    p = hamster
    q = toad
    r = gizzard
    s = pizza
    t = gerbil
    u = chicken
    v = pickle
    w = chuckle
    x = tofu
    y = gorilla
    z = stinker
    Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
    a = head
    b = mouth
    c = face
    d = nose
    e = tush
    f = breath
    g = pants
    h = shorts
    i= lips
    j = honker
    k = butt
    l = brain
    m = tushie
    n = chunks
    o = hiney
    p = biscuits
    q = toes
    r = buns
    s = fanny
    t = sniffer
    u = sprinkles
    v = kisser
    w = squirt
    x = humperdinck
    y = brains
    z = juice
    Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts....
    My name is Goober Liverface. What's your name???
    Al
    It isn't paranoia when you KNOW they're out to get you...

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    Snotty Lizardtush. Haha, that's pretty cute.

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    Zippy Chickentush - best one yet

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    loopy gorillatush seems to be my knew name..

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    poopsie pinky

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    Boobie Applesniffer

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    loopy applefanny

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    squeezit appleface

    i think that would make my parents proud =P

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    All bow down for Zippy Gizzardsprinkles
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    Buttercup Bubblechuncks

    Bubblechuncks? Conmtemplating the concept of "chuncks of bubbles", gives me a headache. Guess I would need to be high on something to properly understand bubblechuncks.
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