A Trade union rep was checking on a farmer suspected of underpaying his employees. The farmer showed him round.
"This is Harry," the farmer said. "He milks the cows, looks after the dairy and gets $250 a week with room and board.
Abd this is Mary, who cooks and does the housework and gets $230 a week with room and board."
"Fair enough so far", said the union rep. "Is there anyone else?"
"Well there is the half-wit," said the farmer. "He works 60 hours a week and get's around $50 with room and board."
"Ah-Ha!" said the union rep, "Then i want to meet him."
The farmer smiled back.
"You're looking at him!"