Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast
Results 1 to 10 of 18

Thread: Voters Urged Not to Eat Their Ballots

  1. #1
    Senior Member OverdueSpy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2002

    Talking Voters Urged Not to Eat Their Ballots

    OMG! This brought tears to my eyes. Now this is humorous mockery at it's best.

    VANCOUVER, British Columbia (Reuters) - Canadians went to the polls in a federal election on Monday with a firm warning from election officials: Please do not eat your ballots.
    "Eating a ballot, not returning it or otherwise destroying or defacing it constitutes a serious breach of the Canada Elections Act," Elections Canada warns on its Internet site.

    The issue was of sufficient concern to warrant inclusion in the site's "Frequency asked Questions" section, above answers to such inquiries as "Why should I vote?" and "Am I registered?"

    Three Alberta men were charged with eating their paper ballots during Canada's last federal election, in 2000. The members of the Edible Ballot Society were protesting against what they said was a lack of real choice among candidates.
    The Edible Ballot Socitey....Just to damn funny! I think they should sue the Canadian Government and demand that the ballots come in multiple flavors. I would like a toffee flavored ballot please.
    The mentally handicaped are persecuted in this great country, and I say rightfully so! These people are NUTS!!!!

  2. #2
    AntiOnline n00b
    Join Date
    Feb 2004

    I want to move over to Canada now .......We don't have ballots Papers here ..but Electronic Voting Machines...and it's kinda huge and Hard to chew.... ...

  3. #3
    AO French Antique News Whore
    Join Date
    Aug 2001
    *Ashame to live in Canada but proud I'm not in BC*
    -Simon \"SDK\"

  4. #4
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Nov 2001
    who says we never get news from canada...arrested for eating their ballots
    Bukhari:V3B48N826 “The Prophet said, ‘Isn’t the witness of a woman equal to half of that of a man?’ The women said, ‘Yes.’ He said, ‘This is because of the deficiency of a woman’s mind.’”

  5. #5
    AO Decepticon CXGJarrod's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2002
    but I am hungry....
    N00b> STFU i r teh 1337 (english: You must be mistaken, good sir or madam. I believe myself to be quite a good player. On an unrelated matter, I also apparently enjoy math.)

  6. #6
    HeadShot Master N1nja Cybr1d's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2003
    Boston, MA
    my gf had edible panties once

  7. #7
    @ŽΜĮЙǐЅŦГǻţΩЯ D0pp139an93r's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2003
    St. Petersburg, FL
    I had edible panties once. I finished them before my GF could wear them though.
    Real security doesn't come with an installer.

  8. #8
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Jul 2003
    Originally posted here by SDK
    *Ashame to live in Canada but proud I'm not in BC*
    *cocks LE gun*

  9. #9
    Senior Member nihil's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2003
    United Kingdom: Bridlington
    Well, all I can say is:

    There's as much chance of me eating my ballot as there is of a politician eating its words

    I wonder what wine you should order with a ballot?

  10. #10
    AO Guinness Monster MURACU's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2004
    I would recommend white wine. It goes with fish so should be ok with politics.
    \"America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.\"
    \"The reason we are so pleased to find other people\'s secrets is that it distracts public attention from our own.\"
    Oscar Wilde(1854-1900)

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts