July 11th, 2004, 08:26 AM
There was an englishman an australian and an aboriginal that were
called up for war duty. They all had to have medicals and went down together.
The englishman went first, and came back out with the biggest grin from ear to
ear. The others said why you so happy? he said i've got S.S. i'm not going. The
others said whats S.S.? He said Short Sighted, you ripper!Anyways the aussie
went in next and came back out with a huge smile and said,i'm not going, i've got
F.F. The others said whats F.F.? He said Flat Feet, you bloody little ripper. Anyways,
the aboriginal went in, came back out with the biggest grin of them all. The others
asked him what are you so happy about? He said i've got F.C. The others said whats
F.C.? He said FUKIN CANCER I'M NOT GOIN, YOU FUKIN RIPPER.
July 17th, 2004, 07:35 PM