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    Apr 2004


    Terman's Law of Innovation:
    If you want a team to win the high jump, you find one person who can jump
    seven feet, not seven people who can jump one foot each.

    O'brien's Variation:
    If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than
    the one you are in now.

    Kovac's Conundrum:
    When you dial a wrong number,you never get an engaged one.

    Young's Law:
    Great discoveries are made by mistake.

    Kin Hubbard's Law:
    A good listener is usually thinking about something else

    Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair:
    After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

    Anthony's Law of the Workshop:
    Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

    Cannon's Karmic Law:
    If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire,
    the next morning you will have a flat tire.

    Norman Einstein's Law:
    If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid.

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    Aug 2001
    HAHA - its so funny because Cannons Karmic Law has proven its ultimate wisdom on me - not with my boss though, nor the next day - it was with a bird that I had been asking out for months and I was late on the first date......used the flat tire line, was forgiven and then the night of the second date I was victim to teenage tireslashing vandals.........anyways not seeing her anymore........

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