July 18th, 2004, 11:05 AM
Terman's Law of Innovation:
If you want a team to win the high jump, you find one person who can jump
seven feet, not seven people who can jump one foot each.
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than
the one you are in now.
When you dial a wrong number,you never get an engaged one.
Great discoveries are made by mistake.
Kin Hubbard's Law:
A good listener is usually thinking about something else
Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
Anthony's Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Cannon's Karmic Law:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire,
the next morning you will have a flat tire.
Norman Einstein's Law:
If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid.
July 18th, 2004, 11:27 PM
HAHA - its so funny because Cannons Karmic Law has proven its ultimate wisdom on me - not with my boss though, nor the next day - it was with a bird that I had been asking out for months and I was late on the first date......used the flat tire line, was forgiven and then the night of the second date I was victim to teenage tireslashing vandals.........anyways not seeing her anymore........