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    Friend caught masterbating (Adult)

    My friend was in his room having a menaga a une when his father walked in.

    he jumped up with his wedding tackle still in his hand and turned his back to his dad.

    His dad asked what he was doing. he said looking for a mouse.

    his dad asked why are you gonna f\/ <k It.

    This was the funniest thing I have heard all week.

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    AO French Antique News Whore
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    What were you doing looking at him doing that or he told you that?
    -Simon \"SDK\"

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    Mark,

    Can you get him to write a tutorial............I am getting old, so my MemorY or is it NemorY is failing me.


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    I hope to the lord that the "sense of humor" section of the brain isn't the first to go when you get to be nihil's age
    Space For Rent.. =]

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    echo "Wedding Tackle" >> phallic_nicknames.txt
    You shall no longer take things at second or third hand,
    nor look through the eyes of the dead...You shall listen to all
    sides and filter them for your self.
    -Walt Whitman-

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    LOL....nihil was that a cheap shot at NemorY?

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    Nah he didn't wanna fruit it, he just wanted to see who had the bigger fishing rod

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