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    Found it Amusing

    Recieved this in an email just before..


    Application to go on the Jerry Springer Show
    > > ============================================
    > > Last name: ________________
    > > First name: (Check appropriate box)
    > > (_) Billy-Bob
    > > (_) Billy-Joe
    > > (_) Billy-Ray
    > > (_) Billy-Sue
    > > (_) Billy-Mae
    > > (_) Billy-Jack
    > >
    > > What does everyone call you?
    > > (_) Booger
    > > (_) Bubba
    > > (_) Junior
    > > (_) Sissy
    > > (_) Other___________________
    > > Age: ____ (if unsure, guess) _____ Not sure
    > > Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right
    > > Occupation: (Check appropriate box)
    > > (_) Farmer
    > > (_) Mechanic
    > > (_) Hair Dresser
    > > (_) Unemployed
    > > (_) Dirty Politician
    > > (_) Preacher
    > > (_) Strip Dancer
    > > (_) Hooker
    > > Spouse's Name:_________________________
    > > 2nd Spouse's Name:______________________
    > > 3rd Spouse's Name:______________________
    > > Lover's Name:___________________________
    > >
    > > Relationship with spouse: (Check appropriate box)
    > > (_) Sister
    > > (_) Brother
    > > (_) Aunt
    > > (_) Uncle
    > > (_) Cousin
    > > (_) Mother
    > > (_) Father
    > > (_) Son
    > > (_) Daughter
    > > (_) Pet
    > >
    > > Number of children living in household: _____
    > > Number of children living in shed: ______
    > > Numbers that are yours: ______
    > >
    > > Mother's Name: _______________________(If not sure, leave blank)
    > > Father's Name: _______________________(If not sure, leave blank)
    > >
    > > Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)
    > >
    > > Total number of vehicles you own: ___
    > > Number of vehicles that still crank: ___
    > > Number of vehicles in front yard: ___
    > > Number of vehicles in back yard: ___
    > > Number of vehicles on cement blocks: ___
    > >
    > > Firearms you own and where you keep them:
    > > ____ truck
    > > ____ bedroom
    > > ____ bathroom
    > > ____ kitchen
    > > ____ shed
    > >
    > > Model and year of your pickup: 196_
    > >
    > > Do you have a gun rack?
    > > If no, please explain:
    > >
    > > Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
    > > (_) The National Enquirer
    > > (_) The Globe
    > > (_) TV Guide
    > > (_) Soap Opera Digest
    > > (_) Rifle and Shotgun
    > >
    > > Number of times you've seen a UFO:_____
    > > Number of times in the last 5 years you've seen Elvis:_____
    > > Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO:_____
    > >
    > > How often do you bathe:
    > > (_) Weekly
    > > (_) Monthly
    > > (_) Not Applicable
    > >
    > > Colour of eyes:
    > > Right_____ left_____
    > >
    > > Colour of hair:
    > > (_) Blond
    > > (_) Black
    > > (_) Red
    > > (_) Brown
    > > (_) White
    > > (_) Clairol
    > > Colour of teeth:
    > > (_) Yellow
    > > (_) Brownish-Yellow
    > > (_) Brown
    > > (_) Black
    > > (_) N/A
    > > Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
    > > (_)Red-Man
    > >
    > > How far is your home from a paved road?
    > > (_) 1 mile
    > > (_) 2 miles
    > > (_) Just a whoop-and-a-holler!
    > > (_) road?
    Umm they said i should put my signature here.
    And now all i got is a heap of White Out on the Monitor..

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    next time when cut-and-pasting from an email evryone allready got..

    atleast take the effort to remove the > > 's...

    not a bad list though
    ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI.
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