the good ,the bad and the ugly
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  1. #1
    Join Date
    Apr 2004

    the good ,the bad and the ugly

    Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids
    Bad: You can't find your birth control pills
    Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them
    Good: Your son studies a lot in his room
    Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there
    Ugly: You're in them
    Good: Your son's finally maturing
    Bad: He's involved with the woman next door
    Ugly: So are you
    Good: You give "the talk" to your daughter
    Bad: She keeps interrupting
    Ugly: With corrections
    Good: Your daughter got a new job
    Bad: As a hooker
    Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients
    Way ugly: She makes more money than you
    Good: Your wife is pregnant.
    Bad: It's triplets
    Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago!!

    enjoy life!

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Jul 2004
    Why, where's the rest of the list ?

    Good: Your boyfriend’s exercising.
    Bad: So he’ll fit in your clothes.

    Good: Your daughter’s on the Pill.
    Bad: She’s eleven.

    Good: Your neighbor exercises in the nude.
    Bad: He weighs 350 pounds.

    Good: Your wife likes outdoor sex.
    Bad: You live downtown.

    Good: Your wife meets you at the door nude.
    Bad: She’s coming home.

    Good: Your wife’s kinky.
    Bad: With the neighbors.
    Worse: All of them.

    Bad: You find a porn movie in your son’s room.
    Worse: You’re in it.

    Bad: Your children are sexually active.
    Worse: With each other.

    Bad: Your husband’s a crossdresser.
    Worse: He looks better than you.

    Bad: Your wife wants a divorce.
    Worse: She’s a lawyer.

    Bad: Your wife’s leaving you.
    Worse: For another woman.

    Bad: You can’t find your vibrator.
    Worse: Your daughter “borrowed” it.

    Bad: Your wife’s arrested for soliciting.
    Worse: She implicates you.

    Good: Hot outdoor sex.
    Bad: You’re arrested.
    Worse: By your husband.

    Good: The teacher likes your son.
    Bad: Sexually.

    Good: You came home for a quickie.
    Bad: Your wife walks in.

    Good: You go to see a strip show.
    Bad: Your daughter’s the headliner.
    Tell me if you think I\'m spamming or doing something stupid, please.

  3. #3
    Join Date
    Apr 2004
    well i missed dat din i??

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