August 11th, 2004, 07:23 AM
Man eaten at wedding reception
not the best way to get rid of those annoying relatives, effective nontheless
FOUR members of a family have been arrested and charged with murder for allegedly killing and eating a relative during a wedding reception - and serving his flesh to unwitting party guests, police in the Philippines said today.
All for accidentally touching his nieces ass when he fell over ....
At the July 17 wedding of his daughter, Eladio Baule got angry with his cousin Benjie Ganay who tripped and accidentally touched the bride's bottom, said Senior Police Inspector Perla Bacuel, at Narra town in Palawan province, southwest of Manila.
August 11th, 2004, 08:03 AM
Would that be like you touch her ass and I'll eat yours?
\"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, Champagne in one hand - strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!\"
August 11th, 2004, 08:04 AM
Wow, that bites!
Cannibal Cousin buahahahaha!
If some ******* touched my woman's ass I'd serve his balls for dinner too.
Man, the cops got him though. He's really 'putting his foot in his mouth' now isn't he?
Man, if he was my relative though, that would piss me off, I'd be like "Hey *******, eat me!"
Ugh, I have a server install to finish. Maybe I'll come back later and "chew the fat" with some more corny as hell jokes I've been making up as I go along.