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Thread: Proposed Error messages for Windows 2006

  1. #1
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    Sep 2001

    Lightbulb Proposed Error messages for Windows 2006

    The following are new Windows messages that are under consideration for the
    planned Windows 2006:

    1. Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.

    2. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.

    3. Press any key except... no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE!

    4. Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.

    5. This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?

    6. Windows message: "Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)"

    7. This is a message from God Gates: "Rebooting the world. Please log off."

    8. To "shut down" your system, type "WIN"

    9. BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not responding.

    10. COFFEE.SYS missing... Insert cup in cup holder and press any key.

    11. File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)

    12. Bad or missing mouse. Spank the cat? (Y/N)

    13. Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.

    14. Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)

    15. WinErr 16547: LPT1 not found. Use backup. (PENCIL & PAPER.SYS)

    16. User Error: Replace user.

    17. Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/N)"

    18. Your hard drive has been scanned and all stolen software titles have
    been deleted. The police are on the way.

    19. User Error: Intelligence Resource Level Insufficient

    20. Netscape.exe... Bad file name... May we suggest M/S Internet Explorer?

    Enjoy !!
    A laptop, internet connection and beer.

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    Aug 2004
    hope we have one now, man, i cant wait!

  3. #3
    ********** |ceWriterguy
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    Aug 2004
    I used to get callers that would ask me where the 'any' key was.
    Even a broken watch is correct twice a day.

    Which coder said that nobody could outcode Microsoft in their own OS? Write a bit and make a fortune!

  4. #4
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    Sep 2001
    heheh hey blackIce really i don't believe this LOL people asking for "any" key ..
    heheheh "Press any key to continue" and the question will be "Where is the any key" hahaah LOL this was good one.
    A laptop, internet connection and beer.

  5. #5
    Custom User
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    Oct 2001
    Exactly like in the simpsons episode where homer gets a computer :P


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    T3h 1337 N00b kryptonic's Avatar
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    Sep 2003
    Seattle, Washington.
    LOL Nice one....I beleive I have seen some of those before though.

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