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    How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to replace a light bulb?

    How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to replace a light bulb?

    The Answer is TEN:

    1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed.

    2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed.

    3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb.

    4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either: "For changing the light bulb or for darkness."

    5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the new light bulb.

    6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a stepladder under the banner "Light Bulb Change Accomplished."

    7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Bush was literally "in the dark."

    8. One to viciously smear #7.

    9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush hashed a strong light bulb-changing policy all along.

    10. And finally one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.
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    ROFL! that one is funny ...

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    Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

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