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    Talking If AOL was a city ....

    If AOL was a City
    1. You'd live in a place where no two people had the same name.
    2. You'd only pay $21.95 a month to live there, but half the time you tried to leave your house, the door would be stuck.
    3. Once you got outside, even if you were in a hurry, you'd be assaulted by slimy little door-to-door sales creeps offering you great AOL 14.4 modems for only $399.99.
    4. The commute to work is just a double-click away, but every time you try to leave your driveway, the flow of traffic knocks you back into your yard.
    5. The local post office would tell your mother you're not a known resident.
    6. The local post office won't forward your mail to you when you move.
    7. If you saw a crime and called 911, they'd reply a week later with a form letter saying how you "really are important to us."
    8. Every time you went shopping, you'd be kicked out of the store by a bouncer screaming, "We're Sorry, This Store is Temporarily Unavailable"
    9. Whenever you traveled to other cities, people would see your license tag and laugh at you, behind your back.
    10. You'd occasionally be sent home during your day by another bouncer telling you that the city has performed an illegal operation.
    11. You'd not have any idea who your neighbors are, and most new arrivals would move in at night, stuff everyone's mailbox with garbage, and vacate before sun-up.
    12. The administration would build a huge, state of the art park, and allow the kids to play there free, then suddenly start demanding money.

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    You forgot some -
    13. Your city Mayor, PostMaster General, and Chief of Police would be completely unreachable under any circumstances.
    14. Your police force, postal service, plumbers, electricians, and even telephone operators would all be foriegners who didn't speak much English and so incompetent they rarely solved problems.
    15. You would be evicted from your home, lose all your property and possessions, and be run out of town if someone broke into your house, only to be invited back to the city for another payment of $21.95.
    16. You have to use their electric company, but if you pick the wrong line, you'll be fined heavily.
    17. It's easier for children to access your home than adults.
    18. You must tell all your most intimate secrets to some guy named KRIS, who'll gladly sell it or give it away to others.
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    19. After spending all night waiting to be the first to buy tickets for a show, you're pulled out of line minutes before they go on sale and have to get in line at the back
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