More of a trick I guess, but if you get pissed off at Windows 2000, give it a BSOD lol.
There is a registry entry that you can use to force a blue stop screen on Windows 2000. First, backup your registry, then make the following change:
Data Type: REG_DWORD
Value: 1 (0 or nothing will disable the feature)
After a restart, holding down the right-side CTRL key and pressing the Scroll lock key twice will generate the Blue Screen of Death.