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    AO's Mr Grumpy
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    Apr 2003

    Ex Girlfriend

    I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic. "Wow", I said," I dont know if I could keep pace with you now I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me" She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge "Yeah, I said, just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband that's a few inches wider these days"She laughed and told me to stop being so silly.She teased me, saying that she thought tubby bald men were cute." Anyway I've put on a couple of pounds myself", she giggled.
    ....so I told her to f**k off.
    Computer says no
    (Carol Beer)

  2. #2
    Senior Member
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    Jul 2003
    No harm done... not like you were a hypocrite or anyting

    You guys should've met up for coffee for starters, to view the wares, then decide whether ****ing or ****ing off is the next step in your re-found relationship

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    Senior Member
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    Dec 2003
    Pacific Northwest
    Doggon that's almost funny, but you're a hard man....lol, but isn't that the way many are. As we get older, fatter, and loose our hair, some of us still think the foxes want to hang around us. I haven't figured out if it's because we have fewer brain cells remaining or if they just like old, fat, bald guys. Because somehow it does work!

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    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Heh Heh... You don't like "heifer hunting"?

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    Senior Member
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    Jul 2001
    Fat Chicks are like mopeds they're fun to ride until your friends see you. -anonymous
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    HeadShot Master N1nja Cybr1d's Avatar
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    Jul 2003
    Boston, MA

    Thumbs down

    I'm just hiding a post for no apparent reason...even though there is no ****ing swears in it.

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