Why do men die first?
If he tries to protect her from the rat race... he's a male chauvinist.
If he stay's at home to do the housework... he's gay.
If he works too hard... he never has time for her.
If he doesn't work hard enough... he's a lazy good for nothing.
If she has a boring repetitive low paid job... that's exploitation.
If he has a boring repetitive low paid job... he should get off his lazy arse and find something better.
If he gets promotion ahead of her... that's favouritism.
If she gets promotion ahead of him... that's equal opportunity.
If he comments on how nice she looks... its sexual harassment.
If he keeps quiet... its male indifference.
If he cries... he's a wimp.
If he doesn't... he's an insensitive bastard.
If he makes a decision without consulting her... he's a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting him... she's a liberated woman.
If he asks her to do something she doesn't enjoy...that's domination.
If she asks him... it's a favour.
If he appreciates the female form in frilly underwear... he's a pervert.
If he doesn't he's gay.
If he likes a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape... he's sexist.
If he doesn't... he's unromantic.
If he tries to keep in shape, he's vain.
If he doesn't... he's a slob.
If he buys her flowers...he's after something.
If he doesn't... he's un-thoughtful.
If he's proud of his achievements... he's full of ****.
If he's not... he's not ambitious.
If she has a headache... she's tired.
If he has a headache... he doesn't love her anymore.
If he wants her too much... he's oversexed.
If he doesn't ...there's someone else.
[pong]Why do men die first... because they want to !!