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Thread: Why men are just happier people ??

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    Why men are just happier people ??

    What do you expect from such simple creatures?

    Your last name stays put.

    The garage is all yours.

    Wedding plans take care of themselves.

    You can be president.

    You can never be pregnant.

    You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

    You can wear NO T-shirt to a water park.

    Car mechanics tell you the truth.

    You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

    Same work, more pay.

    Wrinkles add character.

    People never stare at your chest when you\'re talking to them

    The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

    New shoes don\'t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

    One mood-all the time.

    Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

    A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

    You can open all your own jars.

    You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

    If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

    Your underwear is Rs.95 for a three-pack.

    Two pairs of shoes are more than enough.

    You almost never have strap problems in public.

    You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

    Everything on your face stays its original color.

    The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

    You only have to shave your face and neck.

    You can play with toys all your life.

    Your belly usually hides your big hips.

    One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.

    You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

    You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.

    You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.

    The world is your urinal.

    A laptop, internet connection and beer.

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    Aug 2004
    nice, it makes you wonder why you need anything more.....

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    They call me the Hunted foxyloxley's Avatar
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    Yet we die early .......WHY ?

    Why do men die first?

    If he tries to protect her from the rat race... he's a male chauvinist.
    If he stay's at home to do the housework... he's gay.
    If he works too hard... he never has time for her.
    If he doesn't work hard enough... he's a lazy good for nothing.
    If she has a boring repetitive low paid job... that's exploitation.
    If he has a boring repetitive low paid job... he should get off his lazy arse and find something better.
    If he gets promotion ahead of her... that's favouritism.
    If she gets promotion ahead of him... that's equal opportunity.
    If he comments on how nice she looks... its sexual harassment.
    If he keeps quiet... its male indifference.
    If he cries... he's a wimp.
    If he doesn't... he's an insensitive bastard.
    If he makes a decision without consulting her... he's a chauvinist.
    If she makes a decision without consulting him... she's a liberated woman.
    If he asks her to do something she doesn't enjoy...that's domination.
    If she asks him... it's a favour.
    If he appreciates the female form in frilly underwear... he's a pervert.
    If he doesn't he's gay.
    If he likes a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape... he's sexist.
    If he doesn't... he's unromantic.
    If he tries to keep in shape, he's vain.
    If he doesn't... he's a slob.
    If he buys her flowers...he's after something.
    If he doesn't... he's un-thoughtful.
    If he's proud of his achievements... he's full of ****.
    If he's not... he's not ambitious.
    If she has a headache... she's tired.
    If he has a headache... he doesn't love her anymore.
    If he wants her too much... he's oversexed.
    If he doesn't ...there's someone else.

    [pong]Why do men die first... because they want to !! [/pong]
    so now I'm in my SIXTIES FFS
    WTAF, how did that happen, so no more alterations to the sig, it will remain as is now

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    May 2004
    A lovely perspective on life, I wonder why I didn't figure that out.

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