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Thread: Software Jokes

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    Join Date
    Dec 2002

    Talking Software Jokes

    PS : Hey Bull, Can you do me a favor? Can you pass on this 500 rupees
    to Suthi?
    Bull : Sure.. why not? But tell me one thing. Tell me whether its pass
    by value or pass by reference..

    Ramu: I am very very sure that the guy who just talked to me is
    an assembly language programmer...
    Somu: How do you say that?
    Ramu: He asked my physical address instead of my home address!

    Ramu: Hey.. I think that Software engineer is very very naive..
    Somu: How do you say that?
    Ramu: He believes that there is an Arabian Sea++ next to Arabian Sea.

    Ramu: Hey.... whats time now?
    Somu: System time or local time...??

    Ramu : (while browsing the TV) what is this? I have heard of Star
    Sports, Star Movies and Star Plus. Whats this Star Equals??? Is it a new
    Star channel?
    Somu : No. = operator has been overloaded in Star Channel.

    Geeta : I think that Software engineer is very naive..
    Seeta : How do you say that?
    Geeta : He believes "Rascal" is a new version of Pascal!

    Software engineer in Heaven:
    Ramu : Hey.. I coudlnt send a mail to Hell today...it says mail "demon"
    not running...
    Somu : Your case is better.. for me, it says "ghost not reachable" and
    bounces back.
    God is Love

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    Keeping The Balance CybertecOne's Avatar
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    Aug 2004
    [cricket chirps]

    Hey, those are some nice jokes.... maybe a little on the dry side ....

    "Any intelligent fool can make things bigger and more complex... It takes a touch of genius --- and a lot of courage to move in the opposite direction."
    - Albert Einstein

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    Senior Member nihil's Avatar
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    Jul 2003
    United Kingdom: Bridlington
    Thanks Sun,

    You make me feel homesick for my old friends down in London

    CTO...................Indian humour is both subtle and dry.

    I also miss the Irish and Jewish humour.............must go back for a few days and look up the old crowd

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