CPU: 166 MHz \'It\'s overclocked, too.
Sound Card: Sound Blaster Pro II \'This thing is older than I am. Find it on Google, I DARE you.
Video Card: 8 Mb video \'I don\'t even know what it is.
How my computer crashes every day: I will be in the middle of something important, when random lines draw themselves across my screen. This usually gives me 10 more seconds of mouse time, where I am unable to interact with anything. Three finger salute results in the blue screen of death. Double three finger solute is inoperable even during blue screen of death. Some swearing occurs. Reboot.