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November 10th, 2004, 05:44 AM
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Just for laughs
Something I received on my e-mail:
WARNING....THIS IS SERIOUS!
> >
> > If you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes" delete it IMMEDIATELY. Do
> > not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase
> > everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks
> > within 20 feet of your computer.
> >
> > It demagnetizes the strips on ALL of your credit cards. _It reprograms
> > your ATM access code and screws up the tracking on your VCR and uses
> > subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will
> > program your phone's auto dial to call only 900 numbers. This virus will
> > even mix antifreeze into your fish tank.
> >
> > IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING.
> >
> > It will drink ALL your beer. FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING??
> >
> > It _will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are
> > expecting company! _It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair
> > with Rogaine.
> >
> > If the "Bedtimes" message _is opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it
> > will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in
> > dangerously close to a full bathtub.
> >
> > It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and
> > pillows, it will also refill your Skim milk with whole milk.
> >
> > _ _******* WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. *******
> >
> > And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll pass gas
> > so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of
> > you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you.
> >
> > Send this to every one in your address book!
> >
> > _~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > If you are a blonde, this is a joke.....
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