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    Computers are Like Men...

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    In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
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    They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem.
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    They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
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    As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer you could have had a better model.
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    They hear what you say, but not what you mean.

    Computers are Like Women...

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    No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.
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    The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
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    Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
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    As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
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    You do the same thing for years, and suddenly it's wrong.
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    LOL nice Gore....

    Ghost_25inf did you make those up yourself or did you get them from somewhere..... Post the source plz..... Very funny.....

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    They have been online for a long time.

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