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November 15th, 2004, 06:53 AM
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November 15th, 2004, 07:26 AM
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Computers are Like Men...
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In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
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They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem.
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They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
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As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer you could have had a better model.
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They hear what you say, but not what you mean.
Computers are Like Women...
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No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.
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The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
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Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
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As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
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You do the same thing for years, and suddenly it's wrong.
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November 15th, 2004, 09:42 PM
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LOL nice Gore....
Ghost_25inf did you make those up yourself or did you get them from somewhere..... Post the source plz..... Very funny.....
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November 16th, 2004, 01:23 AM
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They have been online for a long time.
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