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    Heh, song I'm writing

    The Punk Pumpkin Pimp





    Where my money at bitch,
    I'm the Punk Pumpkin Pimp,
    Pay up or go down,
    I got the hugest balls all around,
    Come on Pumpkin and jack me off,
    Don't you ****ing let my dick get soft,
    Hurry up and pull a little harder, pull with speed,
    I gotta blow my Jack - O - Lantern Seed,
    I'm going to plant my Punk Pumpkin Patch,
    Start pulling harder or I'll blow it in your ass,
    Now hurry the **** up I said go fast,
    What was that? Did you just call me crass?
    Say it again and that's your ass,
    Shut up whore and call me Dad,
    Awww come on Baby don't be sad,
    If you tell me no,
    Before I blow my load,
    I'm going to grab my axe,
    And you'll see why I'm an elite hacker,
    I don't go for men hitting girls so you know I won't smack her,
    I'm the Punk Pumpkin Pimp, a ****ing Jack - O - Lantern Hacker,
    Come on baby let me root your box,
    I got an exploit called booze and no girl has a patch,
    Now let me up in that Pumpkin snatch,
    CRACK

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    For the people who don't know me very well:

    I'm not a person who would pay a hand on a girl, OK? It's just a song with funny lyrics I started writing about 3 minutes ago, and I thought it was funny as hell. So if you can't tell I'm joking, I'll pimp slap you.

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    Man i tell you what i hate it when i have to "pay a hand on a girl." It just seems thats where all my money goes.
    I got a laught outta the song though. Just i little sick and degrading. ALl in fun though.

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    Ok, but what tune is it set to??
    (it doesn't work with most of the tunes I know ~ country, most of them)
    \"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, Champagne in one hand - strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!\"
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    LOL I didn't say the word truck, beer, or sleeping in a van, Country won't work.

    Melodic Murder should work well

    I'm thinking something like Mindless Self Indulgence / NOFX / Deftones

    A mix of that creates a much better tempo.

    Maybe I'll do a Bass line for it and add some drum beats and upload it.



    Pay a hand on a girl was sort of a shitty pun attempt because the song is about pimpin'

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    moxnix: I'm thinkin' a rap tune. It works great with a rap tune, haha.

    Well done, gore. :-p

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    jehnx, yeppers your right it does work with rap. I had to go find a rap station and listnen to some of that junk for a few minutes till I found a beat that it work very well in. (you probably see I don't think much of rap)

    gore, I jumped stations trying to find another form of music that would fit, but didn't really land on anything that seemed to work as well as the rap did.
    \"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, Champagne in one hand - strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!\"
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    Gore Unit!!!


    LOL



    Heh, the bands I listed will make it sound good, I just have to do the timing right.

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    When i first read it i rapped it to myself. But thinking about it now it's a lot like some Insane Clown Possey songs. Especially with the sexual crulity.

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    Re: Heh, song I'm writing

    Originally posted here by gore
    The Punk Pumpkin Pimp

    Shut up whore and call me Dad
    Overall very good. Up to your usual standard son, but don't forget who's the Daddy
    Computer says no
    (Carol Beer)

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