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    Macht Nicht Aus moxnix's Avatar
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    4 Observations

    From a message board I belong to:
    Date: Wed, 15 Dec 2004 16:03:17 -0600
    From: "End Results" <XXXXXXXX@endresults.com>
    Subject: 4 Wise Observations as sent by S.D.




    >4 Wise Observations
    >
    >1. Ten Commandments - The real reason that we can't have the Ten
    Commandments in a Courthouse! You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal,"
    "Thou
    Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full
    of
    lawyers, judges and
    >politicians! It creates a hostile work environment.
    >
    >2. Zero Gravity - When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they
    quickly discovered that ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity.
    To
    combat this problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion
    developing a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside-down, on almost
    any
    surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing
    to
    over 300 C. The Russians used a pencil. Your taxes will be due again
    soon--enjoy paying them.
    >
    >3. Cows - Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our
    government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right
    to
    the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington. And they tracked
    her
    calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million
    illegal
    aliens wandering around our country.
    >
    >4. Our Constitution - "They keep talking about drafting a
    Constitution for
    Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of
    really
    smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and, well, we're not using
    it
    anymore."

    AND MERRY CHRISTMAS! There, I said it.....rg
    \"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, Champagne in one hand - strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!\"
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    They call me the Hunted foxyloxley's Avatar
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    That tag line at the bottom looks awfully familiar.

    There, I said it.....rg
    can't think of them at the moment, have to get it now, or no sleep tonight
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    >4. Our Constitution - "They keep talking about drafting a
    Constitution for
    Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of
    really
    smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and, well, we're not using
    it
    anymore."
    Oh, man, I needed that laugh.

    - Xierox
    "Personality is only ripe when a man has made the truth his own."

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