Date: Wed, 15 Dec 2004 16:03:17 -0600
From: "End Results" <XXXXXXXX@endresults.com>
Subject: 4 Wise Observations as sent by S.D.
>4 Wise Observations
>1. Ten Commandments - The real reason that we can't have the Ten
Commandments in a Courthouse! You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal,"
Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full
lawyers, judges and
>politicians! It creates a hostile work environment.
>2. Zero Gravity - When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they
quickly discovered that ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity.
combat this problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion
developing a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside-down, on almost
surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing
over 300 C. The Russians used a pencil. Your taxes will be due again
soon--enjoy paying them.
>3. Cows - Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our
government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right
the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington. And they tracked
calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million
aliens wandering around our country.
>4. Our Constitution - "They keep talking about drafting a
Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of
smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and, well, we're not using
AND MERRY CHRISTMAS! There, I said it.....rg