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    They call me the Hunted foxyloxley's Avatar
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    In the same way that we have started to add the 'L' to 'user' to give us a new word that is both descriptive and apt, I give you this list. Found, I admit, by a mate [I do sleep sometimes ]

    Washington Post's Style Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.

    Here are this year's winners.

    Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

    Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

    Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

    Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

    Giraffiti: Vandalism spray painted very, very high.

    Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

    Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

    Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

    Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

    Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.

    Decafalon (n.): The gruelling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

    Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

    Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

    Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

    Caterpallor (n.): The colour you turn after ! finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating.

    Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an *******.
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    THE Bastard Sys***** dinowuff's Avatar
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    thats pretty funny, here's mine:

    System Dadministrator: When all computers, systems, networks, programs, etc. etc. ... work fine for the entire company, except for the one person you have on the phone.

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    IGNORANUS made me do a spit-take on my LCD. Greenies for that!
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    AO Soccer Mom debwalin's Avatar
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    Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease.
    It's amazing the number of people on IRC who suffer from this condition!!
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    Gotta agree with zencoder on this one...very funny stuff but the last was hilarious.

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    AO übergeek phishphreek's Avatar
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    Originally posted here by zencoder
    IGNORANUS made me do a spit-take on my LCD. Greenies for that!
    Me too! My father has been calling me that for years... I wonder if thats what he meant by it...
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    Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
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