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    Don't look at these naked women...


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    ROFL... those with speakers at work might want to turn them down...
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    Same goes for headphones..

    I was just relaxing to some Air (don't be light) .. .. ..
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    No...No...don't listen to them...turn it up...way...way...up !!! It's just a soft melody...can barely hear it unless you crank the volume.

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    /me goes to get some clean trousers...
    Always happens, I get all worked up to say somthing profound and bam!!! uh... whut were we talkin bout?

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    Didn't want to start a new thread...so I'll just add to this one...

    Now that's what I call fishing...

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    I used to collect URL's for these. I had one that did the same sort of thing, but it flashed a collage image of gay porn (pixelated and properly distorted so, while it was not appropriate, you didn't necessarily see anything) and the audio was a guy, full volume, saying "Look at me! I'm surfing Gay Porn!"

    One of the all time classics.
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    Hi zencoder,

    Some of the stuff you find on these sites are pretty funny...or so stupid they're funny...but I've only found two sites I trust to borrow from...I avoid clicking on any site that looks even remotely suspicious...I'd like to find a couple more though.

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    All those funnies doing the EMail rounds end up here.

    like this one :
    Someone wrote a letter to the White House complaining about treatment of a captive taken during the Afghanistan war. Below is a copy of the letter he received back.


    The White House
    1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
    Washington, D.C., 20016

    Dear Concerned Citizen,
    Thank you for your recent letter criticizing our treatment of Taliban and Al Qaeda detainees currently being held at Guantanamo Bay. Our administration takes these matters seriously, and your opinion was heard loud and clear here in Washington.

    You'll be pleased to learn, thanks to concerns of citizens like you, we are creating a new division of the Terrorist Retraining Program, to be called "Liberals Accept Responsibility for Killers" program, or LARK for short.

    In accordance with the guidelines of this new program, we have decided to place one terrorist under your personal care. Your personal detainee has been selected and scheduled for transportation, under heavily armed guard, to your residence next Monday.

    Ali Mohammed Ahmed bin Mahmud (just call him Ahmed ) is to be cared for pursuant to standards you personally demanded in your letter of admonishment. It will likely be necessary for you to hire some assistant caretakers. We will conduct weekly inspections to ensure standards of care for Ahmed are commensurate with those you so strongly recommended in your letter.

    Although Ahmed is sociopathic and extremely violent, we hope your sensitivity to what you described as his "attitudinal problem" will help him overcome these character flaws. Perhaps you are correct in describing these problems as mere cultural differences. He will bite you, given the chance. We understand you plan to offer counseling and home schooling.

    Your adopted terrorist is extremely proficient in hand-to-hand combat and can kill you with such simple items as a pencil or nail clippers. We do not suggest you ask him to demonstrate these skills at your next Yoga Group meeting.

    He is also expert at making a wide variety of explosives from common household products, so you may wish to keep those items locked up, unless (in your opinion) this might offend him.

    Ahmed will not wish to interact with your wife and daughters (except sexually) since he views females as a subhuman form of property. This is a particularly sensitive subject for him, and he has been known to show violent tendencies around women who fail to comply with the dress code Ahmed will recommend as more appropriate attire. I'm sure they will come to enjoy the anonymity offered by the bhurka over time. Just remind them it is all part of "respecting his culture and his religious beliefs" - wasn't that how you put it? Thanks again for your letter.

    We truly appreciate it when folks like you, who know so much, keep us informed of the proper way to do our job. You take good care of Ahmed - and remember... we'll be watching. Good Luck!

    Cordially... Your Buddy,
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    LOL !!! I bookmarked the site...if you find anymore foxyloxley that you trust let me know...the funnier and wackier the better...I like off-the-wall humor !!!

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