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    Definition of PMS

    1. Pass My Shotgun

    2. Psychotic Mood Shift

    3. Perpetual Munching Spree

    4. Puffy Mid-Section

    5. People Make me Sick

    6. Provide Me with Sweets

    7. Pardon My Sobbing

    8. Pimples May Surface

    9. Pass My Sweatpants

    10. Pissy Mood Syndrome

    11. Plainly; Men Suck

    12. Pack My Stuff

    And my favourite one...

    13. Potential Murder Suspect
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    Definitely 1,10, and 13...LOL !!!

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    I remember when my ex GF was having her PMS days when I was over there and well, i made her laugh by making a new meaning for PMS that isn't on your list:

    Don't you wish you had a Vampire?

    Kind of gross but it made her laugh.

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    gore... thats just NASTY! *shudders*
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    It all boils down to a lack of understanding ...........

    The following is a list of the top ten things that men Actually DO understand about women ........



















    Top Ten things men understand about women

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    55 - I'm fiftyfeckinfive and STILL no wiser,
    OLDER yes
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    foxyloxley i have made some corrections to your list.

    Top Ten things men understand about women

    1.They have boobies
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    10.They have boobies

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    Duh they call it PMS cause mad cow disease was allready taken

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    hmmm my gf accuses me of having IMS (Irritable male syndrom) =/

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    Men should have an equivalent excuse for going off the deep end...something like...SDWS ( shitty day at work syndrome )...or...CILTHWDWYIAWIGFACS ( can I leave the house without dealing with your insecurities about where I'm going for a change syndrome ).

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    The Ladies of our house don't have a hope of PMS because I have WYLSTFUS.. as is known in our house..thats where I come home, listen to the whine for a minute or two and scream "Will You Lot Shut The F#$% UP"
    Both Wife and Daughter get a few days each month where all they do is whine and I come home and they hit me with it.. I am pleased they are syncronised, I'd hate it to be for 2 straight weeks or alternate weeks.. Well at least I think its them

    My ex used to suffer 3PMS or PPPMS.. that is Pre, Post, and Present.... it was dangerous....

    the Syndromes Men Could Use:

    BTBIOS _ Because the Bar is Open
    BMMS - Blow My Mind (aka - NMHS = Need More Head) BMS is popular it was the name of a local Hardware supply store)
    WSYDS - Work Sucks You Dont
    LWS - Limp Willy Syndrome or Lonely Willy Syndrome - can be mixed to SWS- Solo Willy Syndrome
    WWS - Weed Wacker Syndrome - just gotta hit the weed.. (a weed wacker is a local term for a line trimmer a garden tool for lawn edging - what else could weed refer )
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