This is a newer variation on one that I found a while ago (do you think I could find it again!?!?! NO!). Anyways, help this poor server get out of his depression:
Goodbye, Mittens (1992-2008). My pillow will be cold without your purring beside my head
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I think that has to be the most pathetic display from a web server I have ever seen_
Someone give that thing an award already so it'll shut up and quit being so depressed_
Even a pretty little gold star would do_
Even a broken watch is correct twice a day.
Which coder said that nobody could outcode Microsoft in their own OS? Write a bit and make a fortune!
That's so pathetic!
When it gets that depressed "server prozac"
edit: Still my favorite: http://content.ugoto.com/link.php?id=19238
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