April 5th, 2005, 04:58 PM
Drivers Education Exam Answers
It's been a while since i had posted a joke here so here's one
The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school (read Saturday Traffic School for moving violation offenders.)
Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? A: The pick-up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, “Guns don't kill people. I do.”
Q: What are the important safety tips to remember when backing your car?
A: Always wear a condom.
Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too sh*t-faced to find your keys.
Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving.
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave “hello” if he/she is cute.
Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
April 5th, 2005, 07:32 PM
That's the funnies stuff I've read in a long time. Good post.
"Personality is only ripe when a man has made the truth his own."
-- Søren Kierkegaard
April 5th, 2005, 09:56 PM
funny sh*it! sounds like how people drive in my great state of Tejas :-) best state in the whole damn union!
April 5th, 2005, 10:07 PM
This reminds me of the old Sitcom Taxi.
(While taking a drivers test) Psst Hey! What does a yellow light mean?
Other guy: Slow down
First guy: What does a yellow light mean?
other guy: Slow down!
First guy: Heh? What doess a yellllooww light meannn?
other guy: SLOW DOWN!
First guy: WHATTTTTTTT DOESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A YELLLLLLOOOOOWWWW LIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTTTTT MEEEEAAAAANNNNNNNNN?????????????????