There's no way I can ask this and make it look like there's any inkling of intelligence behind it, so I'm not even gonna try.

So doing my usual clutzy thing, I spilt a bit of water on the keyboard, and I think in my panic bumped an F-something button that I shouldn't have, because I can't copy and paste anything. I can right-click and ctrl-v all day and nothing pastes from the clipboard.

So I thought surely this would be an easy google, but I can't find anything!

So ok guys, how do I turn cut and paste back on?

I feel like such a luser...tell me it'll be ok people...tell me it'll be ok!!!