No Googling, and I can prove it:Capacitance in Farads (any know why those names.. now no cheating Google searches are banned..I am watching)
Farads, a standard unit of capacitance due to it's inventor Michael Faraday.
Ohms, from inventor of Ohms law, don't remember the name, (Billy Joe Bob Ohms?)
Resistor, some one who resists paying their taxes
Transistor, What you call your brother when he's wearing your sister's clothing.
Okay..okay...at least the first one is right.