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    Do you know your state motto?

    Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity

    Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!

    Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat

    Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything

    California: By 12, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Hybrid.

    Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother

    Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It
    Yet

    Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water

    Florida: Home of the headless drivers

    Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism

    Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland
    Scum, Leave Your Money)

    Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ...Well Okay, We're Not, But The
    Potatoes Sure Are Real Good

    Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"

    Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

    Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn

    Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States

    Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

    Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our
    Tourism Campaign

    Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

    Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

    Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's

    Michigan: First Line Of Defense from The Canadians

    Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes

    Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State

    Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars Hard At Work

    Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, and Very Little
    Else

    Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest

    Nevada: Hookers and Poker!

    New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone

    New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto
    right here!

    New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent pets

    New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The
    Right To an Attorney .....

    North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable

    North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!

    Ohio: Home of Lake Erie and the Mistake By The Lake (Cleveland)

    Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing

    Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner

    Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal

    Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island

    South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually
    Surrender

    South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota

    Tennessee: The Edjucashun State

    Texas: Si' Hablo Ingles

    Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

    Vermont: Yep

    Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't
    Mix?

    Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Hippies!

    Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?

    West Virginia: One Big Happy Family... Really!

    Wisconsin: Cheese Munching Packer Fans Enjoying the Two Weeks of
    Summer

    Wyoming: Where Men Are Men .... and the sheep are scared!
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    How about

    Ontario: First line of defence from the Yankees.

    or

    Ontario: We can smell Michigan from here.
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    Government is not reason, it is not eloquence - it is force. - George Washington.

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    Striek, drive to the blue water bridge. I can almost see that from my house, and then tell me, who is smelling who?

    Michigan: The only place with two peninsulas because all those *******s wouldn't fit in just one.


    I made that up a while back.

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    Been there, smelled that. Detroit pumps out just a little more than Sarnia I think. And the prevailing winds are from the east. Hence why all your crap blows over here. We don't really care though, since all ours ends up in upstate New York.

    Besides, I wasn't talking about industrial air pollution. Maybe I should have said:

    Ontario: We can smell Gore from here.

    That certainly ain't OUR fault.

    'nuff said.
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    I smell like Armani Cologne

    Don't act like you don't love me

    Du Liebe Mich!

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    Louisiana - we ARE all drunk cajun wackos, now show us your chest for these nice beads!

    Texas - It's true we can't drive, but we're really good at bitching about your driving.

    Florida - What's that you said, sonny? Someone fetch my hearing aid.

    Arkansas - Loving home of 'Aunt Sis' and 'Uncle Daddy'

    Kansas - We're like your sister. Mostly flat with a few lumps here and there, usually in a bad place.

    Oklahoma - WTF is a Sooner anyway?

    US Virgin Islands - Yah Mon! Cheap rum!

    Puerto Rico - Sorry you've missed us, but we've moved. Our new location is (insert state name here).

    Nevada - Hookers and Poker to take your mind off the Nuclear Fallout!

    Alabama - Hell yes we have electricity, just don't ask about indoor plumbing.
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    New York - DUCK, MOTHER****ER!

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    Originally posted here by unhappy
    New York - DUCK, MOTHER****ER!
    Pffft, Detroit has more crime alone than most states. And I'm pretty sure we own is shootings and arson.

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    My state motto rocks! California love baby.

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    Your state motto is nuts and fruits.

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