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    AO Soccer Mom debwalin's Avatar
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    Talking Slap a co-worker day!

    Got this via e-mail today. Thought some of you might appreciate it!

    Slap Your Co-Worker Day is Coming!!

    Tomorrow is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Holiday! Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't give a damn about? Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you? Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty, you can look in their mouth and see what your boss had for lunch?

    Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it? Well, on behalf of Ike Turner, I am so very very glad to officially announce tomorrow as SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY! There are the rules you must follow:

    * You can only slap one person per hour - no more.

    * You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day.

    * You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns slapping the irritant.

    * No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's head with a stapler or a hole-puncher.

    * CURSING IS MANDATORY! After you have slapped the recipient, your "assault" must be followed with something like "cause I'm sick of your stupid-a$$ always messing up stuff!"

    * If questioned by a supervisor [or police, if the supervisor is the irritant], you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE! Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap the living day lights out of and get to slapping.....and have a great day!

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    AO's Resident Redneck The Texan's Avatar
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    Is it national slap your co-worker day? i hope so lol if its only in Florida im gonna be sad
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    AO Soccer Mom debwalin's Avatar
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    Well I got the e-mail from a friend in Wisconsin
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    Old ancient one vanman's Avatar
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    I wish we had this in SA ..I would need both hands and, aah I guess this means I would have to change back to my ancestors..(A chimpanzee preferrably..ha..ha
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    The Doctor Und3ertak3r's Avatar
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    We Celibrated it last week.. But I am sure we missed a couple.. so another this week will be handy..

    The bruises on one fellow should have almost cleared... time for more.. bring it on again..
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    Dead Man Walking
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    Oh for petes sake. I work 6 freaking days this week and this holliday just happens to land on my one day off. It figures. Maybe I will go put in a little overtime today.

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    Since I don't work, or do anything for that matter... I shall slap people around in IRC.


    /me slaps TheHorse13

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    i better not slap anybody at my job, the're all 40 and over.... Join The Best Music Social Network Online. Music downloads, promotions, forums, profile, games etc...

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    /me slaps MemorY


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    AO bergeek phishphreek's Avatar
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    Well... I can tell you this.

    Don't slap that hot girl in human resources on the ass... she didn't like it very much...
    Started muttering something about harrassment or something...
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