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    Talking Marital life

    In marital life there are three stages of sex:

    The first stage is House Sex: It's when you're newly married and you have sex all over the house.

    The second stage is Bedroom Sex: It's after you're married for a while and you only have sex in the bedroom.

    The final stage is Hall Sex: Cause after you've been married for many years, you just pass each other in the hall and say "Screw you".
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    ADVICE!!!!!Please do not take any viagra before entering this hallway!!lol..
    Practise what you preach.

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    "There is nothing I would not do for my wife...............and nothing that she would not do for me...........and that is how we go through life...........doing $%%^^&&* all for eachother"

    Or something like that

    Hey, I am only into my first tinny (can) and I have to go repair the lawnmower?............is this true love, or just another childish infatuation?


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    On my way to work this morning listening to the radio this married guy replied upon a question about his married life"Just,Just managing to sleep through now!!"LOL...Man i could not stop laughing.For me though i would resort to "wishfull thinking"22years and still going strong
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