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Thread: Bash.org continues to make chuckles..

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    Just a Virtualized Geek MrLinus's Avatar
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    Bash.org continues to make chuckles..

    From their Latest 50 quotes

    <KP> the admin just came over and asked me why my desktop looks like xp and what the hell i just did to his computer
    <KP> leet hax was not an acceptable answer

    <Insomniak`> Stupid ****ing Google
    <Insomniak`> "The" is a common word, and was not included in your search
    <Insomniak`> "Who" is a common word, and was not included in your search
    <TLF> smoke
    <TLF> im calling u out hustlah
    <TLF> bring it
    <MegaSmokeX> Why, bitch?
    <TLF> first person to hack the other person wins
    <MegaSmokeX> k
    <TLF> lets see your 1337 skillz bitch hahaha
    *** Signoff: TLF (Connection reset by peer)
    <Ginnsu> Goddamn O_O
    <Saunders> pnwed.
    <MegaSmokeX> I think thats the luckiest Ive ever been in my life...
    <acidwar> last night, tony and I decided to stop off on the way to the party to get some beer
    <acidwar> we come out of the shop a few minutes later and there's a parking guy writing a ticket
    <acidwar> tony goes up to him and asks him what the ticket's for, parking guy explains that the car is parked in a no standing zone
    <acidwar> tony starts abusing him and tells him to cram it up his ass, so the guy writes a ticket for abusing him
    <Nuzzler> haha
    <acidwar> so tony gets up him even more, and every time he says something the guy writes another ticket
    <acidwar> 14 tickets later, the guy gives up and walks off
    <dendyh0> ...
    <acidwar> and we both PISS ourselves laughing as we walk back to tony's car around the corner, leaving some poor bastard with 14 parking fines
    <Nuzzler> ROFL!!
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    They call me the Hunted foxyloxley's Avatar
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    #515363 +(1197)- [X]

    rhys_rhaven: I have pictures..thousands of them. but most are art...i got katies harddrive.
    rhys_rhaven: ....
    overlord_overkill2007: ah i se
    rhys_rhaven: i dont understand how she can walk into a church
    rhys_rhaven: tons, and tons, of slash
    rhys_rhaven: gay guys, gay guys ****ing, gay porn stories, guys on guys, guys kissing.
    overlord_overkill2007: ewww
    rhys_rhaven: guys humping guys, female ass domination, guy slaves, butt sex,
    overlord_overkill2007: ewwwwwwww
    rhys_rhaven: oh it gets worse. she has no file structure!!!!!
    rhys_rhaven: what kind of sick woman doesnt organize her files?!!!
    Daniel: EWWWWWWWW

    #513893 +(425)- [X]

    <pathogen> in maths today we found out that 1+3+3+7 = 14
    <pathogen> so therefore 1337 = 14
    <pathogen> so anyone who speeks 1337 is 14
    #516497 +(417)- [X]

    <Linforcer> heh, I just told m girfriend I like my women like I like I like my programming
    <MuStR> logical?
    <Linforcer> C++
    <mkde> LOL
    <MuStR> rofl are you serious?
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    lmfao... this is awesome.
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    AO übergeek phishphreek's Avatar
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    No kidding... I can read those things forever. Wish I spent some time on IRC...

    Here is a good one..
    <Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
    <Cthon98> ********* see!
    <AzureDiamond> hunter2
    <AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me
    <Cthon98> <AzureDiamond> *******
    <Cthon98> thats what I see
    <AzureDiamond> oh, really?
    <Cthon98> Absolutely
    <AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
    <AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you?
    <Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
    <AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
    <Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
    <AzureDiamond> awesome!
    <AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw?
    <Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
    <AzureDiamond> oh, ok.
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    LMFAO! Ha ha ha, that is awesome.

    <Ben174> : If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours.
    <ChrisLMB> : If any of my employees did that they'd be fired instantly.
    <Ben174> : Where u work?
    <ChrisLMB> : I'm the CTO at LowerMyBills.com
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