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    Murphy's Love Laws.

    -All the good ones are taken.
    -If the person isn't taken, there's a reason. (corr. to 1)
    -The nicer someone is, the farther away (s)he is from you.
    -Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant.
    -The amount of love someone feels for you is inversely proportional to how much you love them.
    -Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position.
    -The best things in the world are free --- and worth every penny of it.
    -Every kind action has a not-so-kind reaction.
    -Nice guys(girls) finish last.
    -If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.
    -Availability is a function of time. The minute you get interested is the minute they find someone else.
    The people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world are the ones that do.


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    Hehe, thanks for the little late night chuckle. That's pretty funny stuff, especially:

    -If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.
    -If the person isn't taken, there's a reason.
    and..

    -Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position.
    hehe thanks again man!
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    Murphy was an optimist.
    Even a broken watch is correct twice a day.

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