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    boared

    Got a little boared today (holding monday on tuesday does it) which is kind of dangerous because it sometimes gets me into trouble...not too bad today though. here's the result.

    (very childish i know)

    using psexec i open a shell on a co-workers computer (requirers admin rights) copied a vbs script to it and scheduled it to run using 'AT' (AT 12:28 /interactive "matrix.vbs") giving myself time to be there when it happens.

    She says:

    "what the...!"

    "did you see that?"

    me:

    "did i see what?"

    she:

    "a box opened an..."

    "...nevermind."


    Matrix.vbs
    -------------------
    set wshshell = CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
    wshshell.Run "cmd.exe"
    WScript.Sleep 50
    wshshell.SendKeys "cls {ENTER}"
    WScript.Sleep 1000

    wshshell.SendKeys "W"
    WScript.Sleep 200
    wshshell.SendKeys "a"
    WScript.Sleep 200
    wshshell.SendKeys "k"
    WScript.Sleep 200
    wshshell.SendKeys "e "
    WScript.Sleep 200

    wshshell.SendKeys "u"
    WScript.Sleep 200
    wshshell.SendKeys "p "
    WScript.Sleep 400

    wshshell.SendKeys "A"
    WScript.Sleep 200
    wshshell.SendKeys "n"
    WScript.Sleep 200
    wshshell.SendKeys "n"
    WScript.Sleep 200
    wshshell.SendKeys "e"
    WScript.Sleep 200
    wshshell.SendKeys "!"

    WScript.Sleep 3000
    wshshell.SendKeys "{ESC}"
    WScript.Sleep 1000

    wshshell.SendKeys "t"
    WScript.Sleep 200
    wshshell.SendKeys "h"
    WScript.Sleep 200
    wshshell.SendKeys "e "

    WScript.Sleep 300
    wshshell.SendKeys "m"
    WScript.Sleep 200
    wshshell.SendKeys "a"
    WScript.Sleep 200
    wshshell.SendKeys "t"
    WScript.Sleep 400
    wshshell.SendKeys "r"
    WScript.Sleep 200
    wshshell.SendKeys "i"
    WScript.Sleep 200
    wshshell.SendKeys "x "
    WScript.Sleep 400

    wshshell.SendKeys "h"
    WScript.Sleep 200
    wshshell.SendKeys "a"
    WScript.Sleep 200
    wshshell.SendKeys "s "
    WScript.Sleep 200

    wshshell.SendKeys "y"
    WScript.Sleep 200
    wshshell.SendKeys "o"
    WScript.Sleep 200
    wshshell.SendKeys "u"
    WScript.Sleep 200
    wshshell.SendKeys "."
    WScript.Sleep 100
    wshshell.SendKeys "."
    WScript.Sleep 100
    wshshell.SendKeys "."
    WScript.Sleep 4000
    wshshell.SendKeys "{ESC}"
    wshshell.SendKeys "exit {ENTER}"
    Bukhari:V3B48N826 “The Prophet said, ‘Isn’t the witness of a woman equal to half of that of a man?’ The women said, ‘Yes.’ He said, ‘This is because of the deficiency of a woman’s mind.’”

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    lmao

    I'm afraid if I did that at work, we would have a few heart attacks on our hands.
    =

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    she must be having strong heart to just say never mind in just two lines. he he he, or was she really sleeping to see this as her dream? nice trick though
    It\'s all about sense of power.

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    Nice ... mind if I borrow the script for trying this on my coworker ?

    He would like it a lot

    I can't imagine the things you do when you realy get bored and do less nice things

    C.
    Back when I was a boy, we carved our own IC's out of wood.

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    That takes me back a few years, we used to do that sort of thing from the S\38 and AS\400 console.

    Another one was to "customise" people's screensavers.

    Those were the days

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    Wow, this vb script is the hotness! Thanks for posting it! I don't have any co-workers persay but I can attach it with a batch file so that it runs when the computer turns on and scare the heck out of my friends.
    .: Tech Hit :.


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    Tedob1:

    A while back I had a supervisor type that kept asking me how the network was. So I created this and put an icon on my start menu that read Network Status. Please modify as needed.

    Enjoy this stupid little waste of time

    Dino
    09:F9:11:02:9D:74:E3:5B8:41:56:C5:63:56:88:C0

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