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    If WWII had been fought by online gamers...

    My apologies if this has already been posted but I did a search and didn't find it, so I figured I would share


    if WWII was fought by online gamers
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    *Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.*
    *Eisenhower has joined the game.*
    *paTTon has joined the game.*
    *Churchill has joined the game.*
    *benny-tow has joined the game.*
    *T0J0 has joined the game.*
    *Roosevelt has joined the game.*
    *Stalin has joined the game.*
    *deGaulle has joined the game.*
    Roosevelt: hey sup
    T0J0: y0
    Stalin: hi
    Churchill: hi
    Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!
    paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks
    T0JO: lol
    Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression!
    benny-tow: haha america sux
    Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?
    Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever
    Stalin: cool
    *poland has joined the game*
    poland:HAY GUYS HOWZ IT GOIUNG DUDZ?
    *poland has been eliminated*
    poland:****!!!!11
    poland:**** U ****ING SPAWN CAMPERS!!!
    deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help
    Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy
    Roosevelt: i dont got crap to help, sry
    Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me
    Roosevelt: get antiair guns
    Churchill: i cant afford them
    benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?
    paTTon: ****
    Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys
    deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick
    Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army
    paTTon: yah hurry the fock up
    Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded
    deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck
    *deGaulle has left the game.*
    Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?
    benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?
    benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?
    Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO
    T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u
    Roosevelt: wtf! thats bull**** u ***s im gunna kick ur asses
    T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol
    Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u
    Hitler[AoE]: wtf
    Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army
    Hitler[AoE]: thats bull**** u hacker
    Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler
    Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!
    T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard
    Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path
    Stalin: u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE
    Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol
    benny-tow: haha
    benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1
    T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full
    Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help
    Roosevelt: yah thats right biznitch im comin for ya
    Stalin: church help me
    Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here
    Stalin: dont be an arss
    Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late
    Eisenhower: LOL
    benny-tow: hahahh oh **** help
    Hitler: o man ur focked
    paTTon: oh what now biotch
    Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol
    *benny-tow has been eliminated.*
    benny-tow: lame
    Roosevelt: gj patton
    paTTon: thnx
    Hitler[AoE]: eisenhower hax hes killing all my ****
    Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record
    Eisenhower: Nuts!
    benny~tow: wtf that mean?
    Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped
    paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun ****socker
    Stalin: rofl
    T0J0: HAHAHHAA
    Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin gay
    Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city
    *Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*
    benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself
    Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL
    Stalin: OMG LMAO!
    Hitler[AoE]: i didnt click there omg this game blows
    *Hitler[AoE] has left the game*
    paTTon: hahahhah
    T0J0: my teammates are n00bs
    benny~tow: shut up noob
    Roosevelt: haha wut a moron
    paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now?
    Eisenhower: yah me too
    T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol
    Eisenhower: fock u
    paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie
    Stalin: go to hell lol
    paTTon: fock this **** im goin afk
    Eisenhower: yah this is gay
    *Roosevelt has left the game.*
    Hitler[AoE]: wtf?
    Eisenhower: **** now we need some1 to join
    *tru_m4n has joined the game.*
    tru_m4n: hi all
    T0J0: hey
    Stalin: sup
    Churchill: hi
    tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
    tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES
    Stalin: wtf is nukes?
    T0J0: Yeah, wtf is nukes?
    Stalin: d00d, gimme some plz
    tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
    Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets
    T0J0: OMGWTFBBQ!!?
    *T0J0 has been COMPLETELY OWNZORED*
    *The Allied team has won the game!*
    Eisenhower: awesome!
    Churchill: gg noobs no re
    T0J0: thats bull**** u fockin suck
    *T0J0 has left the game.*
    *Eisenhower has left the game.*
    Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for ****
    Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss
    tru_m4n: l8r all
    benny~tow: bye
    Churchill: l8r
    Stalin: fock u all
    tru_m4n: shut up commie lol
    *tru_m4n has left the game.*
    benny~tow: lololol u commie
    Churchill: ROFL
    Churchill: bye commie
    *Churchill has left the game.*
    *benny~tow has left the game.*
    Stalin: i hate u all ***s
    *Stalin has left the game.*
    paTTon: lol no1 is left
    paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep
    *paTTon has been eliminated.*
    paTTon: o ****!
    *paTTon has left the game.*

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    You missed the part where america joined the war latter, not at the start...
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    eh, I didn't write it I just posted it.

    But America was in the war early on, not officially but as a support for the British and Chinese. We had the Flying Tigers in China that were helping with their homeland defense and we had a ton of "advisors" in the UK that were helping out. We also provided a ton of supplies in a non official manner to the British.

    Roosevelt knew the war was coming to America no matter what we did, see the Quarantine Speech from 37. Also don't forget the Neutrality Act of 37 with the Cash and Carry deal for England or the Lend Lease Act we had with England, France and Russia. Oh and don't forget all of the escort missions we were doing for British ships from Canada to Iceland.

    Overall I think the original author of this was pretty spot on, especially on a humor front But it wasn't intended to be a history lesson.

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    with online gamers things would have been absolutely better ...
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    Originally posted here by Lv4
    eh, I didn't write it I just posted it.

    But America was in the war early on, not officially but as a support for the British and Chinese. We had the Flying Tigers in China that were helping with their homeland defense and we had a ton of "advisors" in the UK that were helping out. We also provided a ton of supplies in a non official manner to the British.

    Roosevelt knew the war was coming to America no matter what we did, see the Quarantine Speech from 37. Also don't forget the Neutrality Act of 37 with the Cash and Carry deal for England or the Lend Lease Act we had with England, France and Russia. Oh and don't forget all of the escort missions we were doing for British ships from Canada to Iceland.

    Overall I think the original author of this was pretty spot on, especially on a humor front But it wasn't intended to be a history lesson.
    dont forget the 100's of thousands of soldiers who lost their lives before America publicly comitted to the war. Every family in Ulster lost a male relative (brother, father, etc) is there any state in America that can say the same?

    I dont care that America came in late - they were on the other side of the world...why would they care. What I dont like is Americans attempting to make the world gratefull for their assistance which yes probably ended the war slightly (not a hell of alot) quicker than it would ahve without them. But which was in the measure of things pretty pathetic.

    Its like someone going to buy a house and being 10pence short. So you give him the 10pence - do you spend the rest of your life pointing at the house and shouting to the guy "hey without me you couldn't have bought that" yes you made a contribution but you're also blowing it out of all proportion.

    And if you want to go ahead and make the whole joke of "do you speak german? no? your welcome!" go for it - I'm Irish and I lived in America....i never once met an american - the only people I seemed to meet claimed to be irish ("yeah my great great great great great grandads, sisters, unkles, girlfriends, sisters, friends, fathers, brothers, wifes, grandmothers, dog was Irish - so Im Irish too!" type people) so my response as an Irishman has to be......




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    dont forget the 100's of thousands of soldiers who lost their lives before America publicly comitted to the war. Every family in Ulster lost a male relative (brother, father, etc) is there any state in America that can say the same?

    I dont care that America came in late - they were on the other side of the world...why would they care. What I dont like is Americans attempting to make the world gratefull for their assistance which yes probably ended the war slightly (not a hell of alot) quicker than it would ahve without them. But which was in the measure of things pretty pathetic.

    Its like someone going to buy a house and being 10pence short. So you give him the 10pence - do you spend the rest of your life pointing at the house and shouting to the guy "hey without me you couldn't have bought that" yes you made a contribution but you're also blowing it out of all proportion.

    And if you want to go ahead and make the whole joke of "do you speak german? no? your welcome!" go for it - I'm Irish and I lived in America....i never once met an american - the only people I seemed to meet claimed to be irish ("yeah my great great great great great grandads, sisters, unkles, girlfriends, sisters, friends, fathers, brothers, wifes, grandmothers, dog was Irish - so Im Irish too!" type people) so my response as an Irishman has to be......




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    Hey Val,

    I may be wrong; however, when an American says "Do you speak german? No. Your welcome," The're refering to France.

    All in all very funny.

    *Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*
    benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself
    Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL
    Stalin: OMG LMAO!
    Hitler[AoE]: i didnt click there omg this game blows
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    Its like someone going to buy a house and being 10pence short. So you give him the 10pence - do you spend the rest of your life pointing at the house and shouting to the guy "hey without me you couldn't have bought that" yes you made a contribution but you're also blowing it out of all proportion.
    Fine, but I want my 10pence back.
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    What about interest?


    Here ya go anyway.
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