August 8th, 2005, 08:16 AM
This machine is subject to breakdown during periods of critical need.
A Special circuit in the machine called a "critical detector" senses the operator's emotional state in terms of how desperate he or she is to use this machine. The "critical detector" then creates a malfunction proportional to the desperation of the operator. Threatening the machine with violence will only aggravate the situation. Likewise, attempts to use another machine may cause it also to malfunction. (They belong to the same union.) Keep cool and say nice things to the machine. Nothing else seems to work. Never let anything mechanical know you are in a hurry.
August 8th, 2005, 08:20 AM
Likewise, this kind of sign could be placed next to any machine or electrical appliance with a couple of simple copy changes. Have some fun; copy it and put one up next to every machine in your office or home. Just make changes to the word 'copier'; substitute coffee maker, toaster, refrigerator, computer, clock, TV, stereo etc. You get the idea.
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August 8th, 2005, 09:19 AM
BTW.. being pointless and obviously in the wrong forum could it either be moved or deleted?
Neg MsM? Please?
but for a warning.. you mean something like this?
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