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    Pr0n prof revealed :)

    Well this time from University of Toronto....same story like my prof..at univ

    Last Monday organic chemistry professor Dr. Lithoovenstein had his secret P0rn stash discovered when his power point presentation for his lecture on carboxyl amyl acids failed. Instead of a slide showing electron orbital hybridization, students in the Earth Sciences auditorium were presented with a screen showing a woman being penetrated simultaneously by three different men.

    "So yeah, like, I was just trying to copy down the notes from the last screen on methanosilicate...something or other, when like, this shot of Anabelle Chong comes up, and we're all like 'whoa, dude!'" said third year chemistry major Jeff Canstellana. "But like, nobody said anything, we just let him keep going on about the valence electrons and all that sh*t, 'cause like, nobody was about to tell him and let him get rid of it. I mean, fu**, it was like 4:30 that day, and nobody was up for learning more chemistry."

    Dr. Lithoovenstein continued his lecture, unaware that his presentation had gone awry. The pornographic video of Ms. Chong's "The World's Greatest Gang Bang" continued to play onscreen for a further two and a half minutes, report students, until second year student Jane Stanton quietly approached the professor and informed him of the mix up. Dr. Lithoovenstein, after seeing the screen, tried to fix the situation with no success.

    "So at this point we fu***** lost it," said third year student Chad Bewicks. "I mean, there's the prof you nailed you with a fu***** C minus on your last lab report for not indicating which solvents you used, and there he is up on stage frantically trying to hide the fact that he's a big perv. fu***** genius."

    After being unable to close the program, Dr. Lithoovenstein cut the power to his lap top computer. He reportedly left the auditorium immediately afterwards and did not stay to answer students questions as he normally does.

    "Yeah, that was totally lame of him. I was all ready to ask him if what we had observed was an endothermic or exothermic reaction, and which of the three agents was the primary force generating her reaction, but buddy totally bailed on us," said Canstellana. "That was so not cool."

    Dr. Lithoovenstein was unavailable for comment.
    source http://www.thevarsity.ca/media/paper...n-571787.shtml

    http://www.thevarsity.ca/main.cfm/in...12/04/Science/
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    Well I suppose we are all human, I don't know about you but I like to look at naked members of the opposite sex.

    But I like to think I would be proffessional enough to seperate my working life from my private.
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    Man the number of times I've done this to teachers lol. I had my network teacher displaying Goatse for like 10 minutes. I put Pron in the start up folder and let it go

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    Hi jinxy

    But I like to think I would be proffessional enough to seperate my working life from my private.
    I agree entirely, but it actually can be professional....................you can imagine the scenario?.......afternoon presentation (post liquid lunch) later on in the week? The idea is to wake the audience up and focus their attention

    You can actually find references to it in advanced/tertiary level teaching techniques literature. OK, I have seen nekkid people in presentations, but mostly they settle for cartoons, or funny pictures, the concept is still valid...............as a student said:

    "So yeah, like, I was just trying to copy down the notes from the last screen on methanosilicate...something or other, when like, this shot of Anabelle Chong comes up, and we're all like 'whoa, dude!'" said third year chemistry major Jeff Canstellana. "But like, nobody said anything, we just let him keep going on about the valence electrons and all that sh*t, 'cause like, nobody was about to tell him and let him get rid of it. I mean, fu**, it was like 4:30 that day, and nobody was up for learning more chemistry."
    The last sentence is very illuminating, and sort of proves the point?.............it certainly woke them up

    OK, the guy is a dirty old man, but the concept is still valid IMO


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    Hey Hey,

    Why does having porn making him a dirty old man or a pervert? The one student called him a "big perv"... I'm willing to bet that that (why does that always seem wrong when you type it) student's computer is filled with porn. Doing student support, I can tell you that 75%+ of the PCs that came down were filled with porn. Was it unprofessional... quite possibly... was it accidental... most definately. Yet it's completely normal human nature.... If it wasn't there wouldn't be 25 PPV Porn Chanels and 10 Subscription Porn Channels on my digital cable and there wouldn't be thousands of porn sites on the internet. I know several members of this site that have rather extensive collections... So why label a person... because it made the news? Big deal... porn accidently came up on his screen. This was a laptop, was it university issued? If not, and he purchased it himself, then he's free to have whatever he wants on the laptop.. maybe it's his only computer... Then it's completely justified to be on there... Too many conclusions are being made about a simple accident.. Now if porn had come up of the girls washroom on campus, or him and a student in bed... that would have been inappropriate and them... maybe then.. he could be labelled as a pervert or a dirty old man... but just for watching porn... no way...

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    Atleast he didn't get caught with his pants down. Makes you wonder what objects in the school he cleaned his hands off with afterwards.

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    At the very least, he is technologically illiterate. He totally depends on
    this laptop and it betrays him. How many more opportunities are there
    for newbs to be embarrassed by the booby traps of modern life,
    like the guy who sends a love letter to his mistress and accidentally
    cc's it to his wife.
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    LOL, what a knob. It's probably a university owned laptop so he'll be busted now for breach of AUP at the very least. Should he lose his job? Dunno, they weren't school kids. The embarrassment will be fairly substantial punishment.

    There was a news story over here last year that a teacher invidulating an exam started to browse his pr0n collection to pass the time forgetting it was hooked up to an LCD projector.

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    Originally posted here by jinxy
    Well I suppose we are all human, I don't know about you but I like to look at naked members of the opposite sex.

    But I like to think I would be proffessional enough to seperate my working life from my private.
    Call me a bit funny but I prefer looking at named members of the same sex quite a lot more. Just a matter of preferences.

    I can understand the mistake, though. I just wonder why he had to hide his porn collection as some fake presentation, though. Weird. I think someone just messed around with his presentation, though. Editing it to include porn images after a certain slide.

    I don't think he's a perfert, though. Not even if it was his own porn. Many guys and many girls do watch porn in some way or another. Some see the beauty in nudity, others go for pure hardcore. Thing is, many people have been trained as a child to be ashamed about sex and their sexual desires.

    Remember, if people had no sex, we'd have died out thousands of years ago...

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    I dotn see any crime being committed here. This happened at a university and i expect everyone there would be grownups. What he does with his spare time is none of our business and a simple apology will suffice
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